Zac Becomes the Pope

A Story by Evan

This is not a true story

One day, my friend Zac decided he wanted the “highest power in the land” that was a vague term and we didn’t know what he meant by that. We questioned him what that meant, but he wouldn’t answer. We tried to bribe him, and give him food but he wouldn’t tell at all. We just assumed he went nuts, and wanted to be the President of the US. After all, he does side 81% with Donald Trump on Isidewith.com. I went all the way through High school, worried at what Zac was going to do with the power the president had. Would he execute anyone who disagreed with him, or would he turn America into a police state?

I decided I had to stop him. I was in grade 12 at this point and he still went on and on about how he was going to have the most power a human can have. This was a very worrying thought because Zac was a loose cannon. He didn’t play by the rules. Well, let’s just say he was still a little crazy. By crazy I mean ca-caw crazy. He made sounds like a bird sometimes. Anyways I decided we needed to stop him. I gave him some job suggestions, like to be a computer software developer, or a salesman, but he wouldn’t listen.

I readied my CheyTac Intervention .408 Bolt Action Sniper rifle with a Nikon Prostaff scope. It was black and camo, but not just camo it was pixelated camo. Anyways, I went to Zac’s house with it. It wasn’t a shoot to kill mission just a disabling one. But as I looked at Zac through the scope I realized that he was my friend. I couldn’t shoot my friend. I put away my CheyTac Intervention .408 Bolt Action Sniper rifle and went inside and found Zac and apologized for almost shooting him.

A few years later was finally the year, or so Zac said several different times. He ran for his office, and he slowly awaited the vote results. When he heard them, he was shocked. He had won his dream job. He was now the pope.

© 2016 Evan

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Molly Anna

You are an extremely random dude. I have no idea why I just read that entire story. It was oddly captivating, and I have a weird notion that you could actually be a pretty good writer, if you took writing slightly more seriously...