Hello there, my name is Daniel Loughlin (or as I'm known on this website, DoormanDan). I'm not at all proficient at making introductory chapters the slightest bit interesting, so I'll just be concise; in this book, you'll be reading what I consider my most inspired poetic pieces. Now, I will admit, maybe not every piece in here will be my absolute best, but that's not really the point of this book. All I have ever wanted to do is write verses that can take peoples' breath away, regardless of whether my methods reside on the beaten path or not. With this book, I really do hope that I succeed in at least somewhat in that regard. Without further ado, let's get this train of lyrical pandemonium rolling! :)