Medieval Dementia

10 WORD CONTEST - LETTER,UTENSIL, TICKEL, STARFISH, SPARSE PALOMINO,CANOPY,KINGDOM,ABREAST,WHEEL

                                             

                                                   My KINGDOM for a horse

not just any ordinary horse

I wanteth a PALOMINO colored horse

come hither, I am the Prince of Naught

I shalt visit the King

way yonder below the Royal Marquee CANOPY

but first my friend I am filled with pangs of hunger

what is thither to consume

bringeth me a pigs head to stuff mine visage

bring wine and an innocent wench 

to clip mineth toe nails!

perhaps tis too late for a LETTER 

the King must be kept ABREAST of my strategies of war!

prepare to fight, I will vomit on your leggings

I haveth been informed of his personal extravagances 

and his crazy dementia

maybe a gift will TICKLE his fancy

Shalt I offer a gold STARFISH stolen off the great Mayflower

or perhaps a more practical offering

a UTENSIL of sorts...

silverware from the Duchess Martha Stewart

or a WHEEL that is roundeth not squareth

although his rather SPARCE and scattered intellect

may cause my head to be chopped off!

Off with his head!

Reviews

[matrixmark]

First of all - The donkey pic - had me howling with laughter. I always find these things tickle me.

There were quite a few funny lines in this piece which brough a smile to my face. But the imagination to make up such a piece is INCREDIBLE and I was most impressed at the sentences/verses I was reading. To do so well is a hard trick to pull off, but its saf to say that you NAILED IT.

Quirky, enjoyable, clever, thoughful, creative - thats what this fine piece is about.

Loved it.

Mark.
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[Hebe]

Thanks Mark.... I saw the word Kingdom and got pangs for some fish & chips.... drooling right now!

[matrixmark]

Enjoy!

Mark.

[Hebe]

Lot... you must be busy.... you didn't read my msg ...

[matrixmark]

It is busy. So sorry, my mind is racing like a speedway car. I do apologise.

Mark.

[Bala Gorthi]

It is not easy to craft such writes. I am amazed at your creativity, Hebe.thanks for sharing this wonderful write.

[Sami Khalil]

Very enjoyable and entertaining. You put practical talent with a lovely imagination...:).............

[Hebe]

Thank you Sami... appreciate your review :)

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome. .....::::))))

[Papaya]

Nice! That's got to be tough to do. create something from random words. Well done.

[Hebe]

Thanks Ana ... one word jumps out at me... then the rest just tumbles out !

[Papaya]

That's often the way of it, just pours out! You're welcome! :)

[Pete]

those were some tough words to work with and yet you still managed to weave them together into a story. a creative tale as usual Hebe. boy, you really love those word challenges!

[Hebe]

lol... I think I'm addicted ... I must go to Word Challenge Anonymous WCA! thank you Pete.

[Pete]

i must say, you really come up with some interesting stuff. it's funny how these things turn out after you use the words together in a write. Even King Arthur would smile!

[Hebe]

He he he... It's fun, you must try it ! Even I wonder were I come up with this stuff !

[Pete]

i think a word monster has been unleashed! how are things in Jersey?

[Hebe]

Lots of rain today.... but at least it wasn't cold! how about Boston?

[Pete]

we had a chilly, windy rain. lots of rain. i visited Wildwood once and have driven the turnpike several times on my way south and back - all i remember are the tolls, lots of tolls.

[Hebe]

Lol ....yes lots of tolls...it's my least favorite hwy, cause they allow trucks, i always try to avoid it if poss. Did you enjoy Wildwood, the Jersey shore has some nice areas. ..but i wouldn't compare it to the Caribbean. .

[Pete]

i was young and i loved the Jersey shore. big wide open beaches and the water was great - a little warmer than boston area.

[Hebe]

Yes Boston is a little up there ... great city, reminds me of England my home town :)

[Wicahpi]

Thank you for taking the 10 Word Challenge. I got a giggle out of this! A mix of Medieval Times, Henry the VIII and domestic bliss with Martha. Your images are cute & funny, too. De-Feeted but Not Defeated!
You have a wonderful imagination!

[Hebe]

Thank you Wicahpi... it was a challenge finding those medieval words :)

[Wicahpi]

Some good ol' Shakespeare maybe! :O
You're very welcome