Medieval Dementia

10 WORD CONTEST - LETTER,UTENSIL, TICKEL, STARFISH, SPARSE PALOMINO,CANOPY,KINGDOM,ABREAST,WHEEL

                                             

                                                   My KINGDOM for a horse

not just any ordinary horse

I wanteth a PALOMINO colored horse

come hither, I am the Prince of Naught

I shalt visit the King

way yonder below the Royal Marquee CANOPY

but first my friend I am filled with pangs of hunger

what is thither to consume

bringeth me a pigs head to stuff mine visage

bring wine and an innocent wench 

to clip mineth toe nails!

perhaps tis too late for a LETTER 

the King must be kept ABREAST of my strategies of war!

prepare to fight, I will vomit on your leggings

I haveth been informed of his personal extravagances 

and his crazy dementia

maybe a gift will TICKLE his fancy

Shalt I offer a gold STARFISH stolen off the great Mayflower

or perhaps a more practical offering

a UTENSIL of sorts...

silverware from the Duchess Martha Stewart

or a WHEEL that is roundeth not squareth

although his rather SPARCE and scattered intellect

may cause my head to be chopped off!

Off with his head!

Reviews

[emmajoy]

.. 'bringeth me a pigs head to stuff mine visage
bring wine and an innocent wench
to clip mineth toe nails! '

A brilliant use of the ten words, a wonderful tongue-tie of -eths and the like. Plus, made laugh aloud !

PS.. the accompanying cartoon is absolutely RIGHT. x

[Hebe]

Thank you Emma.... i enjoyed writing it....I'm glad i got a few giggles! :))

[Chris]

I moved "away" from most types of challenges all on my own but you did succeed with this one in a "smiling" way.

[Hebe]

For some strange reason I'm attracted to these 10 word contests !! moves the synapses of the brain in a different directions!! Thank you

[Chris]

Originally challenges for me exercised my thoughts later they seemed to limit them - but is just me...

[Hebe]

Thanks Gabe for stopping by.. , so glad you found it funny:)

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An interesting little write, Hebe.

Very inventive and witty with a very zany premise. I am not very fond of all these ten word contests that have appeared lately, but you have managed to meet the restrictive requirements in an entertaining way.

A fun piece of work, well presented with some funny pictures to accompany it. Nicely done.

[Hebe]

Thank you Doodley ... appreciate your review. It can be fun trying to come up with something. Stretches your imagination a little :)

[The Archangel Gabriel]

I like it. This was really, really, really fun!

[Cobblestone Traveler]

This was very creative and amusing. I love the extravagant diction!

[Hebe]

Thank you Cobblestone so glad you wnjoyed it :)

[WillaDanvers]

A humorous journey you did take me on, this made me smile. It is good to see something a little different, I like your style :)

[Hebe]

Thank you :)

[Jes' Pi]

pretty funny...haha.
cute.

[Hebe]

Thank you Atashusi :)

[Lydia Shutter]

What a delightful romp this was! You might think you are the Prince of Naught, but, indeed, I sayeth you are the King of Comedy here. Loved it. Lydi**

[Hebe]

Lol thank you Lydi ...so glad you enjoyed it :)

[Coyote Poetry]

Wild and entertaining journey in these words. A fun poem to read. Thank you.
Coyote

[Hebe]

Thank you John :)

[Coyote Poetry]

You are welcome my friend.