Once there was an old creepy house, full of crickets. There were crickets everywhere in sight, covering every inch of the ground. There was even a moat surrounding the house that was full of crickets. These weren't just any crickets though. They were giant crickets that ate human flesh. Then a nuke came and took them out. However, that wouldn't stop the crickets, they later proceeded to control the Earth and lived happily ever after.
Beats the hell out of cockroaches, the old boys in Main stuffed the Texans bed full of lobsters tired of his oratory about how all was bigger and better in Texas, Jumping in bed he jumped back out clicked the light on ,peaked under the sheet, "Young uns aint they"
Beats the hell out of cockroaches, the old boys in Main stuffed the Texans bed full of lobsters tired of his oratory about how all was bigger and better in Texas, Jumping in bed he jumped back out clicked the light on ,peaked under the sheet, "Young uns aint they"