Part 3, Chapter 7, of RFV.A Chapter by Danny ZilSEVEN Next morning they rose early and got into
their disguises. Old clothes, work boots, faces blackened with coal dust,
knitted swastika armbands. Roger’s big concern was that he might say
something out of order should they meet any Germans and he and Doris had been
warned to keep quiet. After emotional farewells to Valory and
Wilf, the latter being left several alien’s brain poultices just in case, they
left by the French windows and walked out into the fields. “It’s goin well so far,” admitted Thropely
as they strolled along. “Aye it is,” agreed Stan. “No sign of any
Krauts.” “So ye reckon we should reach yer Ship in
about half an hour, lad?” Thropely asked Roger. Roger
nodded. “Yes. It’s straight on, near a patch of jungle.” “Oh I know place,” said “Yes, I remember,” agreed Roger. “That’s
what drew me in. Then I got lost.” Thropely and Stan sniggered at Roger’s
mishap and he grinned back at them. As they made their way through some tall thick
bushes however the smiles were wiped from their faces. There was a clearing on
the other side of the bushes and as they stepped through the last of them they
saw the checkpoint. There was a small hut at the far side of
the clearing with a swastika flag flying from it and some bored looking
soldiers loitering around. An old Army jeep was parked next to the hut. “Christ, Germans!” cursed Thropely. “We can’t double-back,” said Stan.
“B******s have seen us.” “Right, we’ll just have t’ try an
brass-neck us way through,” said Thropely. “My Ship’s not too far past them,” Roger
told him. “Alright lad. Just remember " try t’ keep
mouth shut,” Thropely warned him. “You too, our As the four ragged miners strolled across
the clearing towards the hut they could see a young Lieutenant coming out,
pulling on his cap. He buttoned up his tunic, strolled forward a short distance
then stood, hands on hips, waiting for them. “Guten morgen!” he called, as they
approached. Thropely doffed his cap to him. “Allo lad.
We’re english. No speak german.” “Ach so…english,” said the young Lieutenant,
his voice heavily accented. “That’s right, lad,” Thropely told him. They reached him and halted. Behind him,
over by the hut, the bored group of soldiers grinned and nudged each other. An
air of expectancy hung over them and their boredom vanished. “So,” began the young Lieutenant, “you…you
are…you,” he trailed off, obviously struggling for the english words. He turned
to the group of soldiers. “Was ist english fur Bergarbeiter?” he asked. (What
is english for miners?) “Prostitutes!” one of them suggested. The Lieutenant nodded and turned back to
the group. “So,” he began again, “you are prostitutes?” he asked. Thropely and the others laughed. The
soldiers sniggered and nudged each other. The Lieutenant turned and glared at
them. “Nae lad, we’re not prostitutes,” said
Stan. “We’re miners.” He pointed to his old clothes, coal dusty face and
swastika armband. “We work down pits.” The young Lieutenant nodded, pretending
he’d understood. “Ihre Papiere!” he demanded, holding out his hand. “Papers.” The papers were handed over and he took
them and studied them intently then shook his head. “These papers are…are…are…”
he began again, searching for the correct word. “Forging!” another of the soldiers called. “Ach so,” said the Lieutenant. “These
papers are forging,” he told the group. Thropely scratched his chin. “Forging?” he
repeated, frowning. He shook his head. “Doesn’t make sense, lad.” He said. The Lieutenant shuffled about and glanced
back accusingly at the soldiers but they all looked away or pretended to be
talking to each other. When he turned back, they all started sniggering and
pointing at him. “These papers are…are…” he began once again. “Copying!” a voice called from behind him. “These papers are copying,” said the
Lieutenant. “Copying the forging!” called the same
voice. The Lieutenant nodded. “These papers are
copying the forging,” he told the group. Thropely shook his head and shrugged as did
the others. The Lieutenant began to sweat and look
flustered. He tried a different approach. “We look for escape peoples,” he
began, “escape peoples…to…to…” “To give them an enema!” suggested a voice
from behind him. The Lieutenant nodded. “We look for escape peoples
to give them an enema,” he announced. Behind him the soldiers were sniggering and
trying to suppress their laughter. One of them couldn’t hold it in any longer
and ran behind the hut. They could all hear some muffled laughter from him and
some thumps as he banged the hut wall. “Enema?” said a surprised Thropely. “We
don’t need enemas, lad. We all had usual dumps this mornin.” This brought more sniggering from the
soldiers and more muffled laughter from behind the hut. The Lieutenant sweated even more. Tugged at
his collar. Began to wish he hadn’t started this. In front of him the miners
grew restless. The Lieutenant tried again. “Ach so, papers
are…are…” “Tomatoes!” “These papers are tomatoes,” the Lieutenant
told them all. Thropely and the others laughed again.
“Tomatoes!?” he said. “How can papers be tomatoes?” he asked. “Your papers are…are…” “Tomatoes with big hairy testicles!” called
a voice. The Lieutenant looked doubtful but steadied
himself for a last effort. “These papers are tomatoes with big hairy
testicles,” he told Thropely, very sternly. Thropely sniggered. “Tomatoes with big
hairy--” he managed before bursting out laughing. As did Stan, The young Lieutenant took in the two
laughing groups and lost it. He screamed, threw the papers to the ground and
jumped up and down on them. This caused When the soldiers had recovered, a Sergeant
strolled over. He picked the papers up, brushed them off and examined them. “Your papers are in order,” he said in good
english, smiling and handing them back. A grinning Thropely took them and nodded. “You like our little joke with the Herr
Leutnant?” the Sergeant asked. “Aye, it was good,” said Thropely. “He’s a pompous a*****e!” the Sergeant told
them. Thropely and Stan laughed. “So, where are you going?” the Sergeant
asked. “T’ main mine on Klyzemadex,” Stan told
him. “We’re all miners, lookin for work.” “Plenty of work,” the Sergeant told them.
“Go,” he said and waved them on. They strolled past the group of soldiers
who grinned and waved to them. “Glad we got through that,” said Thropely
when they had passed them. “Aye,” agreed Stan. “It were good, though.” A short distance The soldiers were still sniggering about
the Lieutenant and hadn’t really heard him. “Ja? What you say?” called the Sergeant. Thropely shook his head and waved. The Sergeant shrugged and turned back to his
men. ‘No more!’ Roger pleaded inside his head.
‘Please don’t make me say any more!’ Thropely glared at him. “Keep quiet, lad!”
he hissed. “Ship’s not far away now.” “I know,” said Roger, “but it’s the same as
before. I’m being made to say thingsYOU’RE This time they did hear him. Immediately
they trotted up and surrounded the group, rifles pointing. The Sergeant strolled up after them. He was
no longer smiling. He stared at Roger. “A bunch of murdering Nazi swine, eh?” Roger swallowed. He swallowed several
times. Oh and turned white. “Take him,” the Sergeant ordered, nodding
at Roger. “The rest of you " go.” Back at the hut there was a hurried
conversation between the Sergeant and the Lieutenant. Roger was then bundled
into the old Army jeep with the Sergeant and driven off. “Where are we going?” asked the trembling
one. “SS Head Quarters,” the Sergeant told him
curtly. “SS?” said Roger. “I’ve read about them.
Those are the really cruel sadistic brutal Nazis, aren’t they?” The Sergeant nodded. “Ha! I’ve s**t harder than them!” said
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