PART 3,CHAPTER 6, of RFV.A Chapter by Danny Zil
SIX The predictions of Thropely, Stan and poor Arthur
very quickly came true. No sooner had the Germans taken over the pits when they
started taking over Klyzemadex, bit by bit. Since coal was the planet’s most
valuable commodity, anybody without a job was being forced to work in the mines
whether they wanted to or not. It was time to go. Supper a couple of weeks later therefore was
the last supper. The Chef de la Maison, Madame Doris Grime, had surpassed
herself with a mouth-watering creation of alien’s brain on toast. After supper and retired to the lounge and
pipe going to his satisfaction, Thropely told Roger their plans “We all have t’ leave Klyzemadex, lad,” he
said. “You as well.” “Christ on the shitter! I’ve only just got
here!” retorted Roger, clapping a hand to his mouth. They all laughed. “Still sayin things ye don’t want to, eh
lad?” asked Thropely Roger nodded. “Told ye that would happen, love,” said Roger nodded again, a worried look on his
face. “Tell lad our plan,” said Stan. “We’ve decided t’ leave wi you on your Ship,”
Thropely told him. “With me!? Haven’t you got your own Ship?”
Roger asked, surprised that he’d actually said something he’d wanted to. “Nae lad. We burned it when we landed.
Symbolic gesture like. Ah’m only half-way through buildin another.” “We’re all goin t’ go disguised as miners,”
Stan told him. “Dressed in old clothes and blacked up wi
coal dust,” added Thropely. “An Ah’ve knitted us nice swastika
armbands,” said “But why should we leave?” Roger asked. “Germans!” spat Thropely “F****n Krauts!” spat Stan. “They’ve taken over at pits,” went on
Thropely, “an like poor Arthur said, they’ve started takin over planet.” “So how does that affect us?” “Well they’ll force everybody t’ talk
german for a start,” explained Thropely. “Aye, then they’ll force ye t’ talk german
even when yer at home,” added Stan. “And this sullied english language will
melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew,” said “Aye, ye’ve summed up all us feelins there,
our lass,” said Thropely. “Then they’ll take younger folk like you an
even Wilf an force ye t’ work down pit,” said Stan “Like hell they will!” drawled the dead Thropely laughed. “Oh they’ll do it, lad,”
he told him, “an if ye don’t go they’ll shoot ye.” “I think we should leave immediately!” said
Roger. “Where’s the coal dust!?” The others laughed. “Me an Wilf are stayin behind!” Valory
announced dramatically. “Oh no!” wailed “We’ve talked it over an we’re goin t’
start resistance movement,” Valory told her. “Join up wi other rebels an live
in hills sharin english language an keepin it alive.” “Aye, we’ll ambush Krauts an force ’em t’
speak english!” piped up Wilf. “An infiltrate German Army offices an leave
english novels an dictionaries lyin round,” added Valory “Aye an when the Krauts catch ye they’ll
paddle both yer arses!” said Stan, grinning. “Ah was out for shoppin today an they’ve
started havin checkpoints,” said “Have they, lass?” said Thropely. “That’s a
worry.” “Why are they doing that?” asked Roger. “Folks are tryin t’ leave Klyzemadex,”
explained Thropely, “so anybody caught wanderin around has t’ have papers sayin
who they are an what job they do.” Stan grinned. “So me an Thropely have been busy
forgin papers for us all.” “Ah wondered what you two were up to in
spare room these past few nights,” said “Forgin papers,” said Thropely, winking at
Stan. “An probably shaggin them inflatable
Filipino women from Stan’s Sex Shop as well!” said the astute “Me an Wilf stole originals,” a proud
Valory told them all. Roger frowned. “You stole the original
inflatable Filipino women?” he asked. Valory laughed. “Nae, the original papers!
So forgeries could be made.” “Oh,” said Roger. ‘And that’s why I hate my
role,’ he thought to himself. “Right lad, best get an early night,”
Thropely told him. “We’re leavin first thing in mornin.” “We’ll get disguises on an pretend we’re
travellin miners goin t’ next pit,” said Stan. “We can go through woods t’ your Ship,
love,” “Christ it was only two weeks ago!” shot
back Roger. “Think I’ve got a memory like a f*****g sieve!? Course I know where
my buggering Ship is!” Roger
clapped his hand over his mouth, they all laughed and headed off to bed. © 2012 Danny Zil |
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