Part 2, Chapter 7, of RFV.A Chapter by Danny ZilSEVEN Not for the first time in his life and certainly
not for the last, Roger was stunned. “My God! That was a, that was a--” “Land mine!” Hub Cap finished for him,
laughing. “Yes, a land mine,” Roger agreed. “Well
that was pretty gruesome.” “Hell, the bro jus protectin his land,”
said Hub Cap. “But I thought Uhuruland was a democracy?” “Well, bits of it is an bits of it ain’t.” “The bits of those youths floating in the
river probably don’t think it’s a democracy.” Hub Cap laughed. “Hey, that was pretty
good, Roga!” Roger grinned. “I still don’t understand.
Why was Clarence using land mines?” “Well Clarence grows the best ganja on
Uhurulan. Them bad asses always tryin to steal it. So he jus protectin his
crop. Seems fair to me.” “Hmm. Well I suppose if you look at it that
way then it is. What is this ganja anyway?” “It’s a plant, bro. A beautiful plant. You
mix some of it wit tobacco an smoke it.” “And what does it do?” “Gets you high, man! Floatin. Mellow. Things
change. Specially sex.” Roger frowned. “Well that won’t change for
me,” he complained. “I’m not getting any.” “You can try some lata.” “What, sex or ganja?” Hub Cap laughed and slapped him on the
back. “Actually, bro " both!” Roger smiled a big smile. “Really!? Why
that’s terrific!” Chatting away, the two of them strolled on
and soon reached the small town. “Well this is New Harlem, bro,” Hub Cap
told Roger. “We callin it afta the old Roger looked round. Tatty run-down shops,
tatty run-down roads, tatty run-down people. ‘New “Shua is!” Hub Cap said, grinning. “This is
whea the regula folks live. Back in the village the bros likes to be close to
natcha. In town hea, the bros likes to be close to all the amenities, like.” “Oh yes? Like what?” “You know, topless joints, strip clubs, p***y
parlours, blue move houses, sex shops, gambling joints, bars, liquor stores,
good weed…oh, an groceries.” Next to these were strip clubs and topless
bars, closed till darkness fell. A couple of gambling joints had opened for
early customers and the liquor stores and bars were already busy. Oh and a
couple of people were buying groceries. A few folk stopped and stared at Roger the
White Man but Hub Cap waved to them, knowing practically everyone on Uhuruland
and nobody bothered them. “Tells you what, my man, lets you and me
take a turn down W****s Alley. Know some foxy chicks down there. Should be able
to fix you up.” Roger immediately brightened. “Let’s go
then!” he enthused. Hub Cap grinned and they strolled on. As they turned round a corner in the main
street and began walking down a side street they came across two small boys who
were fighting. One was on the ground and the other was standing on top of him. “Hey Toxteth!” Hub Cap admonished the
victor. “Quit fightin wit you brutha. Git off him, man.” Toxteth hesitated then stepped off his
sibling victim. Hub Cap cuffed him on the head. “I’s told
you befoa,” he reprimanded him, “never to stand on Ceremony.” Toxteth ran off and Hub Cap helped Ceremony
to his feet and dusted him off. He slipped him some coins and his tear-stained
face brightened then he too ran off. Roger and Hub Cap strolled on. Further down
the street, one club was already open despite it only being late afternoon.
Gaudy lights proclaimed it as ‘The Soft-Hearted W****s Club’. A couple of
scantily clad ladies were standing outside. “Well lookee hea!” called Hub Cap as they
approached them. “If’n it aint Lusty Lelle and Both tarts were dressed eye-catchingly in
high heels, stockings, suspenders, thongs and tiny bras. They looked rather fetching. “My my! If it ain’t that ole horn-bag Hub
Cap!” said Lusty Lelle. “An who in the hell’s this wite boy!?”
asked “This hea is my man Roga,” Hub Cap intro’d. “
“Look at him
checkin out the merchandise!” said Lusty Lelle. Dusky “Well I most certainly am,” a slightly
flustered Roger answered. “The trouble is however that I don’t seem to have any
money with me.” Dusky Hub Cap sniggered. “You chargin by the inch!”
he said. Lusty Lelle laughed. “That bein the case,” They all laughed. Roger laughed too but it
was mainly because he was near half-naked attractive young women and he wanted
to appear cool. “So let me explain bout my bro,” Hub Cap
said, throwing an arm round Roger’s shoulder. “He getting dragged down to
Uhurulan cos he comin too close by mistake in his Ship. Now they goin to
execute him cos he’s a white boy. So this the last time he can get laid.” “They executin him jus cos he’s wite?” asked
Lusty Lelle. “Well that ain’t fair.” “No it ain’t.” agreed Roger appreciatively eyed how she wobbled wonderfully
as she did so. “Big Lucas behind this, ain’t he?” asked Lusty
Lelle. “Who else?” said Hub Cap. “Him bein the Main
Man hea.” “Well it still ain’t fair,” went on Lusty Lelle.
“This po boy don’t look like he don’t do no-one no harm no time.” Roger nodded in agreement then shook his head
in agreement then nodded in agreement again then started to get dizzy and gave
up. “Well it’s happenin in about an hour,” Hub
Cap told them. “So we has to get Roga hea laid fo the last time. Least we can
do fo the bro.” The two ladies of the night, or rather,
late afternoon, whispered together. “We knows just the gal for him,” announced “An who might that be?” “Angel Roger nodded appreciatively at the name. Dusky Roger grinned. Angel The ladies grinned. So did Hub Cap. Angel Roger’s mouth dropped open. His member,
previously all a-quiver, ceased quivering. “But…but…but,” he but’d. The others fell about laughing. “Relax, bro!” Hub Cap told him. “This ain’t
the one for you. This Angel The others laughed again. “We’s only jiving wit you, Roga!” Lusty
Lelle told him. “I knows jus the gal fo you. Why it’s Scabby Sue. She just
adores wite boys.” ‘Scabby Sue?’ thought Roger. ‘Hmm, doesn’t
sound promising.’ Lusty Lelle went over to the Club door and
called her. A minute later she appeared. She was in her mid-twenties. Exquisite
golden brown skin. Jet black hair to her shoulders. She curved in all the right
places and didn’t curve in the wrong ones. She was a beauty and her tight
clothes clung to her like they were afraid she’d leave them. At the sight of this sexy young beauty and with
the welcoming thought of coitus-non-interruptus floating through his head, Dusky The others hee-hawed. The bold Roger grinned. “It’s a gun,” he
replied. “And it doesn’t fire blanks!” A sexy smile appeared on Scabby Sue’s sexy
face and she sashayed sexily over to Roger. “My my! A white boy!” she purred
and ran her fingers through his thinning black hair. “Ain’t had a treat like this
since we leavin Earth.” Roger grinned and slipped an arm round her
waist. “Me neither,” he admitted. Hub Cap grinned at Roger. “You go wit the
sista then, bro. She’ll take care of y’all. Wait fo me here when you’s done.
I’s goin to see Clarence an get me some fine weed.” Roger nodded but his mind was elsewhere.
And so was his right hand. As he used it to guide Scabby Sue’s exquisite a*s
over towards the Club door. “Ah well, least he gonna get to come before
he goes!” remarked The others laughed as Randy Roger and
Scabby Sue disappeared inside the Club. © 2012 Danny Zil |
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