Part 2, Chapter 3, of RFV.A Chapter by Danny Zil THREE Half an hour later, having reached
Uhuruland and entered its atmosphere…… “Right, time to put the landing gear down,”
Roger instructed. “What landing gear?” “You know…the wheels.” Roger flushed. “ “Hold on! Hold on!” “Well let’s do it! I’ll tell you what,
let’s take the story back till we’re outside the planet’s atmosphere, how’s
that?” “Can we do that?” “Of course we can. I’m the main character
in this story,” Roger said pompously, “and if I decide the story’s going back a
bit then it is.” “Thanks Captain.” “Take us back out into space again,” the
bold Roger commanded, “and then re-approach Uhuruland.” “Will do. Curving back into space…now!” “Hey, where the hell you cats goin!?” Cap’n
“We’re taking the story back a bit so Boy
Paddy, the Computer, can issue commands during the re-entry and landing
phases,” Roger explained. “Sheeiitt!!” said Cap’n Vernon. “ A few minutes later after having curved out
through space…… “Approaching Uhuruland,” Boy Paddy
announced. “Re-entry predicted in two minutes. Activating retro-boosters…now!” “Understood,” said Roger. “Strap in.” “Acknowledged…would you like me to say things
like ‘understood’ and ‘acknowledged’?” Roger asked tentatively. “Yes please. It helps.” “You’re not nervous, are you?” “Well, just a bit,” Roger swallowed. Visions of himself as a
charred and burning corpse floated across his head and he “Re-entry in fifteen seconds,” Boy Paddy
announced. “Everything alright at present.” “Feeling a bit more confident?” Roger asked
hopefully. “Well, so-so,” “I think you’re a pretty smart computer,”
Roger said encouragingly. “I have every confidence in you.” “Thanks,” Roger cheered and applauded. Even Cap’n
Vernon and Gunner Niggets joined in. “You see, I told you that you could do it!”
Roger said, relieved that he wasn’t a charred corpse. “You’re a very smart
computer.” “Oh thanks,” Roger smiled. “Do you think we could become
friends then?” he asked hesitatingly. “I’d like that.” “And you’ll stop making fun of me?” “Yes yes.” “Well in that case we’ll probably appear in
future stories together.” “Future stories? You mean there are more
after this one?” “Oh I’m sure there--” Just then, Roger’s crystal ball gazing was
halted as the Ship bumped gently on to the surface of Uhuruland. “Hey man, what the f**k are you cats up
to?” Cap’n “Er, I think we crashed just a little,”
Roger explained sheepishly. “You know why, doan’t you?” Cap’n “Why?” “You forgots to put your wheels down, man!” Cap’n Roger glanced over at Boy Paddy but he was muttering
away to himself pretending to be extremely busy, checking his circuits and
going over damage reports. Roger shook his head and unstrapped himself.
“Well I suppose I’d better go and see what these people want,” he said. “I
think I shall wear my floral smoking jacket,” he added. He slipped on his gaudy
penman’s attire and admired himself in a mirror then made his way down to the “Doors opening,” “Roger,” said Roger and stepped out. There was a small crowd there to meet him
and he squinted at them in the bright sunlight. “Hey, dig whitey’s threads!” someone
yelled. The crowd laughed and Roger, predictably,
flushed. “Welcome to Uhuruland, witey!” boomed a
resonant bass voice. Roger peered round at the crowd. “I say,
you’re all black,” he observed. “An Ah suppose we all looks the same t’ you
as well, witey!?” the bass voice asked. The crowd giggled appreciatively and there
was an air of restrained expectancy about them. The owner of the bass voice,
one Big Lucas, stepped forward. He was a huge man with thick curly black hair
and he was wearing green army fatigues. An old fashioned silver pistol gleamed
in his waist holster. He grinned and there was such complete confidence in the
grin that Roger’s hysteria glands were activated. “Witey’s tremblin!” Big Lucas boomed. “An
so he should be.” He strolled closer and looked Roger straight in the eye. “This
the black mans world, wite boy. What you doin here?” “You brought me here,” Roger told him. “That’s because you invadin Uhuruland
airspace. No wites allowed in the black man’s airspace or on the black man’s planet.” “Well in that case I’ll go.” Big Lucas grinned. “Course you’ll go, wite
boy. We’ll all waves you goodbye.” The crowd giggled and slapped palms at that
one. “Yessiree, we’ll all waves you goodbye…at
your funeral…after we executin you!” The crowd fell about laughing and Roger,
predictably, fainted. © 2012 Danny Zil |
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