Part 2, Chapter 2, of RFV.A Chapter by Danny Zil
TWO “Oh Roger darling, I have missed you so
much!” Amanda purred. “Me and my big firm curvy Lying on the bed, Roger grinned. He stared
at Amanda’s big firm curvy breasts nestling in the twin hammocks of her silky
black bra. “Bring them over to Daddy!” he commanded. Amanda smiled seductively. She slipped out
of her short skirt, sashayed over and straddled him on the bed. She unhooked
her bra and her big firm curvy breasts dangled invitingly above him. Roger reached up and cupped them. Or
rather, he cupped the two balloons which Boy Paddy was dangling over him on his
extendable arm. “I’ve brought them over to Daddy!” Boy
Paddy muttered and sniggered as Roger’s balloon groping started to become more,
shall we say, enthusiastic. “Dirty boy!” Boy Paddy reprimanded as his
sensors detected a tent-like structure which was beginning to appear at the
front of Roger’s dark blue Pilot’s trousers. Roger’s groping intensified. The tent grew
taller. “Any second now!” Roger groped Amanda’s big firm curvy
balloons harder and BANG!! The two balloons burst!! Roger yelped, opened his eyes and sat up
quickly. “I’ve just had this very strange dream,” he announced. He
rubbed his eyes and stood up. “Obviously about Amanda,” Boy Paddy
remarked. “Could you kindly desist from tenting in my presence?” Roger frowned. “Did you say, tenting? What
d’you mean by that?” “Look down.” Roger glanced down and saw the give-away
tent-like bulge at the front of his trousers, the structure having been erected
by the recent fondling of Amanda’s balloons. He flushed and covered the tent
with his hands. “Hey you cats on dat Ship!” a distinctly
coloured chap’s voice announced over the bridge. “Reduce speed! We has you
surrounded!” Roger frowned. “Cats?” he said. “What
cats?” He looked round. “There aren’t any cats on the Ship, are there?” “Correct, Captain White,” Boy Paddy told
him. “There are definitely no cats aboard.” “So what was that chap talking about?”
Roger asked then his frown deepened. “Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Why didn’t
you warn me about this other Ship?” “Ah yes, I tried to warn you but--” “Will you cats shut the f**k up an
lissen!?” the voice cut in. “Right, I’ll handle this!” Roger announced
firmly. “Carry on, Daddy,” muttered “Establish communications with the other
Ship,” Roger instructed. “Communications open,” “Good. Ah hello other Ship, this is Fleet
Captain White, whom am I addressing please?” “Cut the crap an lissen, whitey!” the voice
from the other Ship said. “We has you surrounded, so doan’t f**k around!” “Excuse me,” Roger said petulantly, “would
you mind not calling me Whitey?” “What the hell!?” exclaimed the voice. “Whitey. You just called me Whitey,” Roger
explained. “I’d prefer it if you called me Roger or Roger White or even Captain
although sometimes Keith from the Astronomers Society calls me RW but that’s
just sort of fun between friends though.” “Is this dude for real, man!?” a second
voice asked incredulously. “What is all this s**t? Ah mean, who gives a goddamn
what this muthas name is?” “I think I can assist here, gentlemen,” “Enuff o’ this s**t!!” yelled the first voice.
“You cats shut the f**k up an lissen good.” “He’s on about cats again,” Roger
whispered. “Ssshhh!” “Ma name is Cap’n Vernon an the other dude
with me’s Gunner Niggets. We’s from the planet Uhuruland,” the voice told them. “Yeah, you trespassin in Uhuruland air
space,” Gunner Niggets added, “so we takin you prisoner.” “That’s right, bro. Tell them like it is.” “Right on, Cap’n,” replied the Gunner. There followed the sounds of what appeared
to be hands slapping a few times. “So like Ah says earlier,” Cap’n Vernon
resumed, “we has you surrounded so reduce speed an doan’t be trying no s**t.” Roger frowned. “How many Ships do you
have?” he asked. “What the hell you talkin bout, whitey.
It’s just us here.” “Well technically you can’t actually have
us surrounded then, can you?” Roger said smugly. Cap’n “Okay Cap’n,” said Gunner Niggets. “Shields up!” Roger’s Ship was slightly rocked as the
laser shot deflected off their Shields. “You cats get the f****n message now!”
Cap’n Roger nodded. “We cats got the message,” he
replied. “Decrease speed,” he ordered. “Speed decreasing to pretty slow,” “Good. Now we takin you to Uhuruland,” said
Cap’n Vernon. “Take you to meet Big Lucas.” Roger nodded. “Well that doesn’t sound too
bad,” he said. Cap’n “ “Right, shall we follow you then?” Roger
asked. “Na. You cats move in front so we can keep
an eye on yous.” Roger frowned. “ “Ha! Think Ah’s tellin you that, whitey?” “But that’s just silly,” Roger said,
stamping his foot. “How do we know which way to go then?” There followed a short muttering
conversation between Cap’n Vernon and Gunner Niggets. Eventually the Cap’n came back on. “ “I dig,” Roger said. “Dig what?” he muttered.
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