Part1, Chapter3, of RFV.A Chapter by Danny ZilTHREE When they landed, Roger readied himself. He
removed his smoking-jacket and brushed down his Fleet Pilot’s dark blue jump
suit then strode to the He could picture the scene outside after
they’d received his message. The full Fleet Command would be there waiting
impatiently. The Fleet Commander would probably rush up to him as soon as the
door opened, in which case he’d better adopt a pose. Eventually he decided on a ‘leaning against
the wall pose’ and an opening line " after all the Commander would probably be
desperate for news about the Black Cloud. He’d pretend it wasn’t such a big deal to
him, as if he made such discoveries regularly. He’d ask if Keith had kept those
back copies of ‘Astronomers Weekly’ for him. “Door opening,” the Computer announced. Roger added some nonchalance to his pose. A
collage of medals, speeches, Amanda, being the Hero of Earth and being in bed
with Amanda flashed across his mind. The door slid open. “Did Keith keep those back copies of--” “Welcome to Greater “...‘Astronomers Weekly’ for me? Welcome to
where?” The small balding man in the cardigan and
glasses smiled understandingly. “Greater The Computer sniggered in the background.
“Told you!” it muttered gleefully. “Visa? What Visa? This is Earth!” Roger
said indignantly. “Where is everybody? Where are the top chaps from Fleet
Command?” “Everybody’s gone,” the small man told him.
“Something about a Black Cloud which is going to destroy Earth, I mean Greater
Albania. Visa please or you can’t come in.” Roger slumped against the Ship’s doorway,
his vision of a Hero’s Welcome vanishing quicker than an ice cube on a hot rock. “Everybody’s gone?” he asked, deflated.
“Absolutely everybody?” The small man nodded. “Why haven’t you gone then?” Roger asked him.
“Who are you?” “Who am I ?” the small balding chap
said. “Who am I ?” Proudly he drew himself up to his paunchy
five feet three inches. A shaft of sunlight fell on him and for a moment, the
shabby cardigan, the bottle-bottom glasses and the sparse moustache all
disappeared. He stood there at attention this citizen of Greater Albania and
for just a moment with the sunlight falling on him he looked even worse than
before. Then the sun went behind some clouds and he only looked bad again. “Who am I?” he repeated. “I’m Norman Penge,
citizen and ruler of Greater Albania and I’m warning you,” he went on, removing
his thick glasses and cleaning them on his grubby shirt, “I can be a real
b*****d, a tyrant. So watch it,” he warned, myopically addressing a shadow away
to Roger’s right. “Understand?” The shadow didn’t answer. “I’m over here!” Roger shouted, waving and
trying to attract his attention. “What?” “There’s nobody else,” Roger told him.
“Only me.” “Ha! Trying to cover up for him, eh? Wait
here and don’t move. I think he ran round the other side of the Ship.” “You knew this was going to happen, didn’t
you?” Roger said resignedly. “Affirmative,” said the Computer. “Why didn’t you warn me?” “You wouldn’t listen.” Just then “The Ship’s Computer,” Roger explained. “No, there’s nobody else,” Roger said,
irritated. “Look, I’m coming off the Ship.” “You can’t,” “But I live here!” Roger said indignantly,
stepping off the Ship. “I don’t need a Visa.” “So you don’t have a Visa?” Roger shook his head. “I hereby arrest you feet for being in the Roger glanced down at the offending feet. “How
can you just arrest my feet?” he questioned. “That’s silly.” Then he jumped
back into the Ship, just to be on the safe side. “What about the rest of me?”
he asked sarcastically. “But this is silly!” Roger said, stamping
his foot. “Stop stamping that foot,” “It’s my foot. I’ll stamp it if I like,”
Roger replied petulantly. “Go ahead,” Roger froze in mid-stamp. “Visa? You mean I
could get one?” His teeth back in position, “But I wouldn’t be able to get around
without my feet,” Roger said after him. Then for once Roger managed to say the
right thing. “I’m sure an important chap like you could find a way round it!”
he called. Roger nodded. “Sorry, I thought there was somebody else.”
He eyed Roger anew and flicked some dandruff from his moustache. “An important
chap like me, eh?” Roger smiled and nodded. “A way round it, eh?” “How about just arresting my boots?” Roger
suggested. “I mean it wasn’t really my feet that touched the ground.” “Your boots?” Roger quickly slipped out of his boots and
handed them over. “Sorry,” he said, handing them over,
“they’re all I could find. But I brought your Visa as well.” “Thanks awfully,” Roger said, taking the
Visa and pulling on the slippers. “You can come off the Ship now if you want
to,” Smiling, Roger stepped off. “Visa!” “But you just--” “Visa!” Roger handed it over and “Where did you get this Visa?” he asked
coldly. “You just gave me it,” Roger said. “Me sir?” “But--” “It’s out of date, sir and it’s a forgery.
A bad forgery at that. You could be in trouble here, sir. A lot of trouble.” Cold watery eyes stared at panicky blue
ones. “Trouble? What kind of trouble?” “Serious trouble. Imprisonment for a long
time kind of trouble.” “But you--” “Of course, there is a way round it, sir.” “A way round it? What? How?” “Well sir, I’d be prepared to overlook this
demeanour if you stood on one leg, flapped your arms about, spun round and
sang, ‘Maybe it’s because I’m an idiot, That I love spinning round.’” “Is this a joke?” Roger asked. “Guards!” yelled “Maybe it’s because I’m an idiot,” sang
Roger, standing on one leg, flapping his arms and spinning round, “That I
love--” “It is a joke,” he deduced. “Always wanted to do that to somebody!” Roger tried to remain aloof. Suddenly he
remembered what his old psychologist had taught him about how to handle situations
like this " nothing. It didn’t help. “You were very good,” He strolled off and after hesitating a bit,
Roger plucked up his courage and remained where he was. Then frightened of
being reduced to a minor character, he pompom’d his way across the Greater
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