IS MY MUSIC BOTHERIN YOU ?A Story by Danny ZilThis is what could happen when you play your music too loud, too late....could wind up bein too late for you! IS MY MUSIC BOTHERIN
YOU ? So I moved into this flat a coupla weeks
ago. Top floor. Usual s**t view of the South Bronx shithole. Decided to intraduce
myself to the neighbours. Gave them Nirvana for a few hours at two in the
mornin. Full blast. F****n walls were bouncin. Turns out the deadbeats below me are two
deaf ole fuckers who drift into a Prozac coma early every nite an don’t wake up
till mid-mornin, both havin s**t the bed. But the dicks across the landin! A weedy
lookin, specky little f****r with his mousey wife an their two brats. They’ll
do! Next nite I gave them Meat Loaf till the
early hours. Full blast. F****n windows were rattlin. Then I strolled across the landin. Kicked
Weedy C**t’s door. Stood there. Six feet of bad attitude. Sixteen stones of muscle.
Beard. Earrings. Scars. Tattoos. Denims. Weedy C**t answered the door. Dressin gown,
pyjamas an specs. Scared to look at me. “Just moved in,” I growled at him. “Is my
music botherin you?” He swallowed nervously. “Not so far,” he
mumbled. I grinned. “It will,” I told him an
swaggered back to my flat. Next nite I gave Weedy C**t the Doors.
Every album. Full blast. F****n room was jumpin. Strolled across the landin at six. Kicked
the door. Stood there. Big arms folded. Mean mother-f****n stare. Weedy C**t
arrived. Looked like he hadn’t slept. “Is my music botherin you?” I growled. “Not so far,” he muttered, not darin to
look at me. I grinned. “It will,” I told him then
swaggered back to my flat an slammed the door on him. Carried on like that for a coupla weeks. I
gave them a Led Zep nite. Then a Stones nite. Then a Motley Crue nite. Then a Hendrix
nite. Felt like goin across an askin if they had any f****n requests. Then I met Weedy C**t in the lift one time.
He was wearin a duffel coat. A f****n duffel coat! Looked like Woody Allen. I
took up most of the lift space. Didn’t move for him. He siddled in. Stood there
lookin at the floor. I stared down at his thinnin hair an them
black specs all the way up to the fifteenth floor. The lift stopped an the door
slid open. “Is my music botherin you?” I growled at
him. “Not so far,” he muttered then scurried
across the landin. I grinned. “It will,” I growled after him. I swaggered into my flat. Got a big nite
planned. Two cases of Millers. Litre of vodka. Some good grass. Best of Doors,
Stones, Zep, Nirvana, Crue, Iron Maiden. Full blast. F****n buildin would be
shakin. Towards dawn, between trax, I heard a timid
knock at the door. At last! Weedy C**t has finally come to
complain. I grinned an staggered to the door an glanced thru the peephole. It
was him! Dressin gown, pyjamas an specs. Looked like he was gonna s**t himself.
He would after I flattened him. I opened the door an f**k me if I wasn’t
starin at the barrels of a sawed-off twelve bore shotgun he’d been hidin. It
was pointed straight at my guts. Weedy C**t looked me right in the eye. “Is
my sawn-off twelve bore botherin you?” he asked. “Not so far,” I told him. He grinned. “It will.” Then he gave me both barrels. Christ, I’d hate to be the f****n cleanin
lady in that flat. © 2013 Danny Zil |
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Added on May 10, 2013 Last Updated on May 10, 2013 Tags: Black humor, Black flash, Black comedy Author
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