The Cashier "The Skit"

This is meant to represent the follower before his transformation.

The cashier is required to read a little skit about back to school shots for kids that maybe free provided proper insurance is available and they need to visit the pharmacy to take advantage of the offer. The announcement is to be read every thirty minutes or fifteen if the store is busy so as to maximize the effectiveness of the sales pitch. On this particular day before arriving at work the cashier has enduldged in an particularly uplifting illicitly illegal activity. Now with the intercom in hand and the white powder working it's wonderful magic, script for shots in hand, store filled to capacity there's a sale today on back to school supplies, he clears his throat and begins in a quite sentuous baratone, purring out the schpeel in song and verse. Stopping in the middle for emphasis on the need to protect children from the wicked macanations of the virility of the world he began to coo off several examples of such viruses and their horrid sidaeffects and that they could come and claim the souls of their most precious loved ones this very evening if they were to relent for even a moment longer, finishing with a sirens wail to visit the pharmacy this very instant and thanking them for shopping at the store. He slid the mic back on the radio signed off his register leaving the cash drawer ajar while he stuffed his pockets with twenty dollar bills and turned toward the customers in his line relating his trust in them not to tell on him for his transgressions he bowed and gracefully exited the building.

Author's Note

1st draft