Warning Label

just having fun, but, yeah, some truth here also.

Warning Label:

Eight out of ten regular patients

report relief with all their ailments.

 

But still caution your attention

for any side-effects we mention.

 

sudden numbness in your toes

occasional to frequent bloody nose

 

hours long or days constipation

complete loss of shoulder rotation

 

fits of sneezing and or coughing

also drooling happens often

 

of these symptoms please be wary

especially sudden dysentery.

 

Further cautions you will find

on our helpful list inside.

 

Pharmacia will not be liable,

they just make them to be buyable.

 

Reviews

[Carlos Lorenzo Estrada]

I am reminded of a recent incident where I was watching the news then it went on commercial break. First it started with a catchy jingle that has you singing along before describing the medication and what pains it may possibly alleviate then a bit more music. Till finally near the end it describes the possible side effects with the minor discomforts before hitting the viewer is the Lethality of the drug, with an idiot instruction to call a doctor if experiencing any of these sans death. Hate the commercial but love the jingle lol. I enjoyed this poem of yours.

[carl]

exactly what prompted my thoughts, " hate that dry skin, take this, (then a list of things mega worse than dry skin and possible asphyxiation) but you won't itch. lol thanks for the read and comment. take care.

[John the Baptist]

Well, at least they warned us. Sudden dysentery can really take the starch out of intimate moments.

[carl]

just wanted to say lol (had to be 10 characters)