1,2,3.

a 1/4 act play

First: I brought you some canndykanes, leftover from halloween.

Second: I'm diabetic.

First: I Made you a yellow cape, to wear when you go out.

Second: I'm agoriphobic. 

First: you were neather of thies things last year. 

Second: My dear how time has changed me.

Third: I saw you both yesterday, searching through a trash can, the skinnyer one of you found a coppy of Crime and Punishment, The fatter of you read it. Then to the dinner I stalked y'all there, the fatter order beans and franks the skinny only lemons. And then then the fatt one said, "tomorow I will make your life swell," at least thats what I thought I heard, I was sitting in the distance, but know I have come to believe you said"tomorow I will make your life Hell"
 

Second: My name is David, not "The Fatt One".

 

 

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[The Reticent Receptioni..]

psh. that's not a play, it's poetry. well done! :)