On That Note

a joke

A lawyer and a musician were neighbors. For a very long time now, they could not get along.

Determined to resolve their differences, they sought their peace-loving neighbor's opinion. The neighbor gladly gave them advice.

"Try to find something you have in common," he said. 

At a loss for topics, they decided to draw lots from a basket of random things.

The category they picked was "EXAMS," and the lawyer spoke first.

LAWYER: Okay, here goes. The last exam I took was the BAR exam.

How about you?

MUSICIAN: Oh, that's interesting!

The last exam I took had a lot of BARS in it too!