The Cabana Boy

She directed ,She said she had no use for him.

The  Cabana Boy


She said she had no use for him , he  would have to be sold
at
auction;

Hey bol alright sirs in come lot number 34,
 Cabana boy
Take a good look ,whata ya think,
 see  how  he  holds the  tray
five, six ,seven ,eight, glases I count on that plate
Thats enough to drink all day!
How about that hair, curled and falling around his shoulders square
Look  good  what  do  see  there,  Pull  his  shirt  
Flat  and  toned  bronze bellee That'al make the girls turn to jellee
Walk him across in  front of us now,see  how  the  girls  all  turn  and  stare
Check  his teeth, pearly white, he's got  character a sense of humor
smiling there,
Packaged tall 34's your lot to ferry home,ocean,pool,or lake
Ok  her we go;
Im ba twenty five,who'll giv twenty five,wil ya giv me twekneefive
I mba twentyfive bila bama five! now ten, i ba thirty wil ya gib fourty,who'll
gib me fourty,bila bama fourty who'll mak it fourty, come on now we'r
way off here,fourty ,fourty, bila bama fourty,
Cabanna boy tall n square! reach down in yur pockets,imagine that package there,
FIVE! thats the way
iamba thirtyfive who'll  make it fourtyfive,wholladdten ,thirtyfive now  TEN!
we'r gettin hot,fourty five wh'lmake it fifty,fiftybilabama fiftywh'llgib me fifty
bilabamafity who'llmak it fityFive ! nowfity fiveFive!now sixtyTen!sevety,
ten, twenty got it un the bakTIm,w'r at nintybilabama nintywh'll make ahundred
need ahundred iba ninty need ahundred bilabam anity who'llgibahundred,
100!
get in quick I wontwait long,once... twice.......SOLD!
The leggy lass bought him back.
Salad Crisp Hundred Dollar........ Cabana Boy !
L V C

Author's Note

Good fun intended nothing intentionally deep.

Reviews

[Southern Cross]

and I did laugh...Probably bc I could relate to a cabana boy I once knew..kinda sold him the same way to a dear friend so ya I'm laughing at this ..sad I can relate tho..or maybe not

[lee von cleef]

how you just land on this happy stuff,luck.

[Southern Cross]

Ahh... but the title grabbed me and my curiosity

[An owl on the moon]

And it's Friday and I'm always up for good fun on a Friday! There is a flirtatious feel and flow here that just makes one want to get up and dance.. and maybe I just will!

[Neva Flores Smith - Cha..]

fun indeed :)