My Best Friend, You Make Me Sick

My best friend and I share a brain. I got the school smarts, he got the people smarts. I just wanted to make a new friend.

My best friend is quite a clown,

An awesome guy to have around.

He makes all of his friends laugh,

But he's really no so good at math.

 

I got the brains between us two,

And quite well in school I do.

I make some people laugh sometimes,

But when he's around I fall behind.

 

I almost found another friend,

with much effort on my end.

But now she prefers him to me,

as any passerby can see.