Clash of the Creatures

Have you ever heard of a battle so awesome that nobody ever heard of it? Including yourself!

There was once a young man named Ash Ketcham, but he's from Pokemon, and therefore has nothing to do with this story. You know what? Let me try this again.

There was once a guy named Austin.  No, he did not have a last name.  Or a middle name.  Or a nickname, either, really.  He was a very boring guy.  But he's not important, his grandson is.

His name was Mr. Dr. Captain Austin Jr. Sr. III.  But since that's too long, we'll shorten it down to M.D. Caj Jas- hang on. That's all wrong.  Let's shorten it down to Austin.  So basically, the last paragraph and a half was a waste.  I could have kept on with the original thing I was saying and you'd have never known the difference.

Regardless, once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away from Austin, and therefore having nothing to do with him, there were two evil creatures in a fight for territory.

One was an evil... ... ... ... ... doughnut.
That's right, it's a doughnut.
But what you don't know is that it was a giant doughnut.
Of course, now you do know that now....

But what you're soon to know, but don't currently know, is that this Giant Evil Doughnut of Doom had a magical power.  The power is his ability to shoot zebras out of his doughnut hole.  I know it's a super special awesome power, but there's a downside.  It takes 78 hours to recharge his ability.

Next up is the Super Ultra Powerful Evil Champion Unicorn of Doom, Fred.  Fred can shoot X-Rays from his eye sockets, but that does no good.... The actually good power is that he can fly.  He doesn't have wings or anything, but he can fly.

The two got in a fight one day, as previously stated.  And it was an amazing battle.

The doughnut looked directly into Fred's eyes, and saw his skull.  He thought about things for a minute, and then shot a zebra at the unicorn.

The zebra turned around, and alongside Fred ran toward the doughnut.  They then devoured him.

The end.