Trump Smokes 4 Joints/Day; Baked With The PresidentA Story by conshinzImagine Donald Trump had a 5gram/day Medical Marijuana License and had been getting miraculously-stoned every day for his entire life to curb the symptoms of his psychopathy.
Sometimes as I sit on my cement-poured, lattice-covered
back porch all I can do is let my mind fantastically-wonder among the
weave that separates our reality from dreams.
I thought about the first time I had ever heard of Donald Trump. It was a
very messed-up situation. I remember it perfectly because I had just
smoked a joint on top of the Empire State Building with my friends Jenny
and Christine.
It was so windy that day rolling around in my wheelchair, seeing the
city-sites with my grade 12 geography class. It was 1999. I was actually
in grade 11 though. Every single person who was in that class signed up
for it purely to go on the trip. Apparently Mr. D, the teacher, even dropped F-bombs as he taught geography too. Rad as F.
These were the rusty old days of pre-9/11 American security. At the
American-Canadian boarder, the guards just talked a little to the bus
driver and Mr. D. They didn't even come on the bus once! I could have
brought a pound! F**k!
It's about a ten hour drive to get to New York City from Toronto
(traffic-dependent), but the Buffalo City crossing is only a couple of
hours away, at most, so as a class we were all fresh and being
well-behaved kids at the time we turned Canada into America.
I was pretty pissed that I didn't bring my grass. Especially after the
lax entry. I was thinking dudes with machine guns were going to be
ordering dogs to bite my dick off if they smelt grass.
It was the 90's and everyone was getting as stoned as pebbles. But, it
was my first time in the States, so, I wimped out and left my weed at
home. So sad.
So here we are atop of The Empire State Building. I'm in my wheelchair
getting pushed by my friend Christine. We went out onto the windy
upper-deck to fancy our Canadian-eyes a tad across the New York City
skyline, disappointed at the massive suicide-prevention bars obstructing
our view. The guards were too pissy to even come out on the deck
because of the high winds. Eventually, we found a nice spot where the
pestering-wind was reduced and the view was pretty good.
As I stared at the wonder of the Big Apple, Jenny turned to me and said "That's Trump Tower over there".
I looked at the immaculate building and wittingly replied. "This Trump
arse must have defined and specific taste. I mean, it's big and black
and powerful and goes straight up higher than most of the rest. I bet he
paid out the a*s for that one." The three of us chuckled.
Jenny went to grab a smoke, at least that's what I thought, but to my
surprise she whipped out a wallet-flattened 1/4 gram doobie. Pathetic
little thing. But, given the circumstances, it is the most bad-a*s joint
I have ever smoked still to this very day.
We sparked it and the tiny little fella lasted only one single pass around the circle. "We smoked that guy right down to the cork, as my mother would say." I joked to the three of us.
We continued our megalopolis-gaze, kinda baked but sorta-not-really. We
were a shard-baked on the minimal amount of s****y grass we had just
inhaled, but truly, we were all just stoned-to-all-hell on life.
I know, I know, I know. It's not as cool of a story as you may have been hoping. But I am going somewhere with this, so stay with me.
Donald Trump is an entertaining psychopath. Have you heard of him? He is
that guy who has made America financially-dominant again and socially,
well, about as fucked up as Bush made it in 2001. Maybe a little
fucked-upper.
I frequently ask myself. "What would it be like if Donald Trump was
still able to become president even if he had habitually-smoked 4 fat
joints (on a 5 gram/day medical marijuana license) every day since he
was 12 years old? How would his current behaviors differ? What path
would he have taken to earn the presidency?"
It's the summer of 1958'. Little Donny is out back of his parent's house
and getting ready to blaze his morning fatty. Little Donny's dad was
way-up-deep inside little Donny's a*s again about being a wasteful part
of the family. He would also say things to little Donny about how it
would be impossible for him to ever fill his father's shoes. This made
little Donny so sad. So sad that little Donny would smoke high THC
Sativa every morning after being ripped apart emotionally by his dad to
help lift his dampened-spirits before school.
Before he became chronic, little Donny would cry and cry and cry every
morning after his dad would make fun of him. His dad did it to make
little Donny strong, but little did little Donny's daddy know how
powerful little Donny would soon become.
Little Donny loved being stoned because when he was stoned he would internalize his dad's aggression towards him so much less than when he was sober. Little Donny fell in love with the grass.
When he'd be snookered-hard on a smooth Sativa with high THC in the
morning, little Donny would slide on into the hypothetical world, with
all of its' endless possibilities, and suddenly truly reflect upon 'why'
his dad may have been the way he was. Why did he constantly grind
little Donny's little gears into fine powder? Little Donny was opening
his consciousness and beginning to realize the ways of the world.
With clarity, Donny soon realized that his dad was a product of his
past. He was a product of war. He was a less-intelligent person than
Donny.
Donny promised himself he would get really stoned on an uplifting Sativa
after every time his dad belittled him. That way, the non-violent
stress wouldn't change his personality as much as it potentially could.
Donny would go to school right after his wake-and-bake.
"Top of the morning to you Donny! Have a great day at school buddy!
How's your buzz Donny? You're growing so quick!" Donny's neighbours
would all say as he walked on by their houses and down to the schoolyard
for classes.
Feeling little-to-no stress about his dad's consistent put-downs
anymore, Sativa, Donny experiences more focus at school. His
comprehension of concepts and knowledge of sociological progression is
so much more articulated without the stress of abuse as an anchor.
A foundation for a well-balanced, chemically-sound and rewarding personality is being healthily-developed.
Let's face it, Donny has an infectious personality and people naturally gravitate towards him. He has charisma.
Not having to make up for lack of comprehension with cockiness and cheap
humour, Donny's humbleness as a 'smart-kid' blooms. He listens to
people talk and is calm. He rarely ever feels the need to repeat
himself. His ever-developing and subconscious skills sharpen. He is
respected, rather than just simply talked about and envied by his peers.
Donald's lunch-hour blaze is to help increase his self-consciousness and
to relax his knowledge-driving brain. Donald does this with a high CBD
and medium THC Indica. This specific dose slows the electrical activity
surging in his body down by a fair degree which allows Donald to tune
into others' electrical activity more clearly.
Less clutter. More like butter.
Donald begins to understand how, and why, to believe in people. He
identifies what it means to be treated fairly by someone else. He
appreciates how that feels, as he feels it every day from his
reciprocating peers.
He does it. He gets it. He likes it. His people see it, feel it and back it without question. A leader is born.
To lead people you need to feel people. To be loved teaches one how to
love. Donald stretches out, like the branches of a tree, to care about
everyone and everything he crosses paths with every day. Indica helps
him define his own sensitivity towards people. With no compensating-ego,
his peace is found.
Thankfully, this lunch-hour dose unknowingly helps Donald avoid heading down the fork in the road that is psychopathy.
Weed is saving the world, one Donald Trump at a time.
The trauma sustained from the psychological-abuse received from his
father, had it gone untreated, coupled with Donald's lack of empathy
towards people (developed from his lack of confidence), makes the
perfect recipe for a Sociopath.
This vulnerably-sexual age. 12. Donald's sexuality is blossoming. Thankfully, he has been treating his symptoms-of-abuse from his father with Sativa plants. Furthermore, his empathy isn't being sacrificed because of the Indica plants' affect. Sounds like an unhealthy disaster has been avoided.
Twisting negative social-experiences with a sexually-developing person,
who also has naturally occurring dispositions for psychopathy, can
result in a self-righteous, bigoted-a*****e 'reptilian' with anger as
their sole-emotion. That's a serial-killer sandwich.
Donald, with his consistently-freshly-medicated mind, learns ways to
respect all things about women, the LGBTQ community and all cultures of
all people.
After a long school-day of listening to and being there for his peers,
while also being hyper-focused on all aspects of his growth;
academically, spiritually and socially, Trump can lack motivation at
times regarding maintaining good physical health.
Trump's third doobie of the day is administered to increase his physical
motivation. He does this with a lower THC and medium CBD Hybrid. As he
slams a glass of cranberry juice, instead of his usual bottle of Coke,
he feels his energy rise as the tension in his shoulders relaxes.
Trump decides to head out for a jog around town before he eats dinner at 5pm with his family.
Feeling the endorphins rushing through his veins after his jog, Trump
feels confident, smart, humbled and ready to start slowly chipping away
at his dad's issues.
Slowly over the years, Trump helps turn his father into a better person
through stimulating and personal conversation. Nothing like a good jog
and some family heart-to-heart time at the dinner table.
Trump's family and friends begin to see how much potential he has. He transforms from 'impressive' to 'striking'.
"He is going to be president of the U.S.A. one day!" His proud parents
began to say as Trump blossomed into a well-rounded and considerate
young man.
The thing is though, Mr. Trump doesn't sleep well. It's a natural
imbalance that frequently occurs in lots of people with intense minds.
So, his fourth banger of the day is to ensure a deep sleep.
"Healthy sleep, healthy mind." Mr. Trump always says.
To ensure he is properly-relaxed and continuously-sleeping in deep-sleep
for at least 8 hours per night, Mr. Trump smokes a hazy bong rip or 5
of dense Indica with very high CBD and lower THC. The bong gets the
lovely Cannabinoids into Mr.Trump's brain quickly and he is out like a
light. Sleeping and dreaming of saving the world.
Mr. Trump really does like the fast action punch of a chamber. His best
friends Tyshawn and Miguel got the bong for him to congratulate him for
getting a scholarship to the University of Pennsylvania. He loves his
African-American and Latino-American friends so much!
Four doobies, curing him of all his problems. Pristine. Mr. Trump continues this Marijuana regiment day-in, day-out for years.
In university Mr. Trump excels. His open-minded medical-usage of
Marijuana has Mr. Trump captivating peoples' minds, succeeding in his
personal goals and dominating in his life professionally, socially and
medically.
Marijuana is Legalized.
Jeans turn into suits. Micro-loans turn into macro-loans. Houses turn
into high-rises. Cars turn into airplanes. Education turns into
philosophy. Experience turns into fuel. Fields turn into hospitals.
Countryside's turn into cities. The fat doobies still blazing.
CEO Trump has arrived, baked.
Sometimes as CEO Trump sits on his modest penthouse balcony, all he can
do is let his mind fantastically-wonder amongst the weave that separates
our reality from dreams.
CEO Trump delivers a new way to complement the open-spaces of a golf course with much-needed agriculture.
CEO Trump also realizes politics is the easiest way to help or hurt the world. He decides he wants to help.
"Wherever there is fescue-grass on all of my golf courses worldwide, I
will be replacing that fescue-grass with hundreds of different strands
of medical marijuana." CEO Trump loudly preaches to his adoring fans at
his first presidential campaign speech.
"We will make America Great Again. We will make America Safe again. We will make America STONED AGAIN!!!"
Stay Clean, Stay Green
Conshinz
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Added on February 16, 2018 Last Updated on February 16, 2018 Tags: donald trump, smokes, weed, medicalmarijuana, cannabis, medical marijuana AuthorconshinzHamilton, Ontario, CanadaAboutPTSD, Medical Marijuana, working as an assistant-superintendent in my apartment complex, fathering one small human, 3 dogs, 1 cat,1 bearded dragon and 7 fish makes for some good writing. I don't f**k .. more..Writing
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