Mr. Right, Mr. Wrong

Poem written over the years of my dating experiences. Funny, true but also very informative about the dating of today.

Mr. Right, Mr. Wrong

 

Whom do I meet in this merry-go-round of dating?

Mr. Right, Mr. Wrong, Mr. Uptight, Mr. No-Getting Along,

Mr. Crass, Mr. Pain-in-the A*s, Mr. Nerd,

Mr. Liar, Mr. Pants on Fire, Mr. Good-Looking-Hell NO!

You get my drift! Is it a curse or is it a gift?

 

All the time finding ONLY

Mr. No-Way-in-Hell!  Mr. No-Future-with-Me,

Mr. Couch Potato, Mr. Not-a-Chance

And

Mr. Oh-My-Hell NO at Second Glance

 

No, Prince Charming and no, Mr. Nice Guy,

All I find is Dr.Jekyll-Mr. Hyde,

Mr. Hurt " AKA " Mr. Pain in my Heart

Not to mention, Mr. Too-Full of Himself

and

Mr. Are-U-Out-of-Your-Freakin’ Mind!

 

Whatever happened to the Prince with all the charm?

Mr. Do-You-No-Harm?

A single red rose, the key to his kingdom,

The man of my dreams.

The man with the ring and the happily-ever-after!

He is still nowhere to be seen!

I guess he is only a dream!

 

Author's Note

Let me know what you think.. or what I might add from your experiences. Men.. nothing personal.. just my take on the dating scene!

Reviews

[Tasha]

Wow, this is so true. You described the dating scene well. You'll find someone who is just your type that isn't a dream. Keep up the wonderful work!