Big Booty Birthday Bust

A comedic response to "Birthday Song" by 2 Chainz in which the recipient of the "big booty ho" is not satisfied with his gift.

All I wanted for my birthday was a big booty ho

Well I got one, but now she don’t work no mo’

No more* Excuse me when I’m tryna speak street

But this b***h ain’t even come with a gift receipt.

First a tainted twerk, then a gimped grind

An’ after poor pu**y poppin I just lost my mind.

“You big booty ho who don’t work no mo,

Forget about the front seats at my private shows!”

(Little did she know I just meant HBO,

And she’ll just be lounging in a loveseat on the patio).

I just can’t help it �" I’m pissed!

My broken ho got flagged on Craigslist.

Next, I tried to put her up on Ebay

But selling used hos sure aint easy.

I asked some old friends; they already got some

Big booty girls that can’t be outdone

By my poor broken beat-up mess

And still to this day i’ve had no success.

So take it as a warning for your next big day

Not to listen to what all the hotshot rappers say

Cause’ if you go and get a big booty ho

There’s a chance that soon she just won’t work no mo’

Reviews

[Jace Fox]

this made me laugh so hard I scared my dog. Great job!