Baboon Rapist.

A Story by Jenny

Once upon a time, Jenny and Emma had just finished eating at Papa Paul's Pizza Parlor. Emma stayed to flirt with the nerd waitor while Jenny decided to walk home, regardless of the rain. She didn't mind getting a little wet.

She passed by a bush when suddenly, a hideous figure jumped out and covered her mouth. It was none other than that rascal Kevin Jonas, and today he meant business. Jenny bit his hand so that he would loosen his grip and she ran down the sidewalk, screaming,

"HELP! SOMEBODY, PLEASE! A BABOON RAPIST IS AFTER ME!"

Nobody came.

The next day, Emma decided to go to Papa Paul's again so that she could see the waitor. She was just about to leave her house when she decided to invite Jenny too. She dialed Jenny's number.

"Emma----!" she heard Jenny say. It sounded like she was in a struggle. "Help! Please! Kevin Jo---"

Emma gasped. What was wrong with Jenny?

"I'm alright, Emma. I'm just a little busy right now," a mysterious ape-like voice said over the phone. It didn't sound like Jenny at all. Her voice was usually annoying and high-pitched!

"Jenny must've been captured by Kevin Jonas!" Emma exclaimed. "I gotta help her, and fast!" Suddenly, she remembered the nerd waitor at Papa Paul's. She sat deep in thought for a minute, trying to decide what to do, when she finally left the house. On her way to Papa Paul's. Wow, she was helpful.

Meanwhile, Kevin Jonas was holding Jenny hostage. He had taken away her phone, so now she had no way to communicate with the outside world. She sat there hopelessly, wondering what Kevin would do to her. Wondering if these were her final moments. She closed her eyes and thought about her life. Suddenly, a bird-like creature swooped in. It was Nick Jonas.

"Caw! Caw!" he crowed. When Kevin wasn't looking, he released Jenny.

"Hey, thanks Nick! But I still hate you," Jenny said. She grabbed her phone and ran all the way home. Then she called Emma.

"EMMA! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH! I was---"

"Kidnapped by Kevin Jonas?" Emma interrupted.

"Yeah, but Bird Man saved me. Huh! Who knew? Anyway.." Jenny said. "Wait---you knew I was kidnapped by Baboon Rapist and you didn't do anything about it?" Emma was silent. "Well?"

"I was...gonna save you...but I wanted to see the nerd waitor!" Emma exclaimed.

"Unbelieveable," Jenny muttered.

"But hey, I think we're even! I missed the oppurtunity to see Bird Man. Do you know how upset that makes me?"

"Ugh. Whatever, Emma," Jenny replied. She laughed at how ridiculous Emma was.