Ode to the Overweight Fan Girl.

Why are all the best men in SciFi?

Another Friday night
Another dashed romance
Another day of life
Spending the night with no pants
I watch the TV for my men
Agent Mulder and Authur Dent
With them I might have chance

Tell me why oh why
All the best men are in Sci Fi
Tell me why of why
All the men are in Sci Fi

They never leave or forget to call
They always stay till breakfast
Men in Sci Fi stay with you till the end
Even when the Borg has their back against the wall

Tell me why oh why
All the best men are in Sci Fi
Tell me why of why
All the best men are in Sci Fi

The men in Sci Fi are always the best
Educated better than the rest
Strong in leadership and senstive to boot.
The Doctor wouldn't use the pick line
Jean Luc wouldn't be snoot

Tell me why oh why
All the best in are in Sci Fi
Tell me why oh why
All the best in are in Sci Fi

Why oooh why ooh why