The Genuis II

Zombies can't eat his brain

My boss is good looking

But there’s nothing inside his brain

 

 

My boss is a manager

Managing a hotel

And every morning he’ll do nothing but yell

 

 

He wants our guest

To eat nothing but bread

No bacon, no sausage, not even omelet

 

 

Because he’s so good looking

There’s nothing left for his brain

 

 

Whenever he makes a mistake

He will blame us all

Doesn’t matter if it’s big or small

 

 

He is always in a hurry

He always has things to worry

But he never did anything correctly

 

 

Because he’s just good looking

And there’s nothing inside his brain

 

 

One time he asked me a question

“Which is better, the old one or my suggestion?”

I answered “The old one,” without hesitation

 

 

He then pointed to the door

And told me to go out

Oh~ He’s mad without a doubt

 

 

But as always…I just ignored him

For there’s really nothing inside his brain

Author's Note

This is a sequel for The Genius. As you can see, my boss again. I'm just 20 years old and having an eggplant-headed boss is no joke.

Reviews

[Melissa Sofia]

I don't know how people like this become bosses. A great story and relatable for to many of us! :)

[SimpleMind]

It's their fate...I guess
hehe thanks!

[Eloha]

So you can't charm him out of being dumb? That's a pity! Quite funny though!

[SimpleMind]

Haha thanks!
And yes, I can't charm because he's dangerous XD

[zach h.]

I like how this is set up as far as page layout. It is really cool and fun that you switched up color, font, and size to add effect. It is kind of a funny little piece too. Easily read. Thanks for sharing.

[SimpleMind]

I tried to match the poem and the lay-out...I'm glad you like it :)
Thanks!

[Brandon S. Whitten]

I enjoy the humor you write in dealing with the stresses of your job. Excellent read and write.

[SimpleMind]

Writing helped me a lot in my job. I can scribble whenever I want :) Thanks a lot!

[Sir Joseph]

I Love this poem! And the font is brilliant! Bravo on an amazing write!

[SimpleMind]

Thanks for the read sir :)

[Sir Joseph]

welcome! :)

[Frieda P]

Ha, your author's note, 'eggplant-headed' boss is funny to begin with, then add in your brilliance in this write and you've got another winner. I smiled throughout reading this, not at your expense just being aware of these 'brainless' so called good looking people. One day their faces will get old,their looks will no longer be shiny & vibrant and they'll still be left without brains! Good one...love your format too.

[SimpleMind]

I agree!
Haha and I just found out why my boss is brainless this afternoon. He ain't got a skull, so there's no place for a brain. Thanks Frie!! :)

[quinfinn]

sounds like a self important prick who needs to be taken down a few notches. put a couple squirts of visine in his coffee while he's not looking...he'll be shitting his pants all day. i love the way you formatted this ...and the write is solid and humorous and very entertaining.

[SimpleMind]

haha thanks! no no no...I'm not that bad. Our comfort room's just inside the office and if I do something like that...I'm gonna suffer the consequence too XD but that's a good idea though.. :)

[beautiful dreamer]

lol this is great!

[SimpleMind]

Thanks :)

[Mike Emil]

there are many good recipes for eggplant
eggplant parmesan is good if you know wut you're doing
with merlot and a salad

[SimpleMind]

Well, my boss' an eggplant cake then :)

[Mike Emil]

eggplant cake?
what blasphemy are you speaking, girl???

[SimpleMind]

I was just trying to crack a joke

[Mike Emil]

you must respect eggplants along with all fruits and vegatables
i have theater works that speak volumes about this
don't take lightly the feelings of vegatable matter

[Shannen Forrester]

Another fun poem, brilliant dig at your boss :)

[SimpleMind]

Thanks Shazza! hehe he's annoying sometimes...