Dropout's Confession

A Story by SimpleMind

Dear School,

This is it. I can no longer tolerate you. I need space and I want to break-up with you. From now on, don't expect to see me anymore.

I am tired of it. I am tired of YOU!

We've been together since I was 6 years old but you never changed a bit, you're always hard on me and it's making me sick.

Remember? You are the reason behind my sleepless nights. I spent a lot of money because I had to buy this and that for you. You caused me thousands of headaches. I've been in a lot of tortures forcing my eyes to stay open in boring moments because you'll get angry if I close them.

I give up!

But don't worry, I will always cherish our good moments and I will not forget the things that you taught me, at least some of it.

Sincerely yours,

Dropout Idiot

P.S.

I am dating Job now and even though he's a bit cold, things are getting better between us.

© 2013 SimpleMind

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zach h.

This is a great letter. Very creativie to make it seem like the end of a relationship with someone. I agree with some of the other reviews, you should do a sequel in the same humorous manner. I saw just a couple of mistakes in this. You write "We've been together since I am 6 years old..." 'am' should be changed to 'was' since this is past tense. The other one was "I spent a lot of money becuase I have to buy..." That should also be changed to the past tense verb (have to had). Other than that, it was awesome! Keep it up! Thanks for sharing.

Posted 11 Years Ago

11 Years Ago

Wow! Thanks a lot for the big help. I will think about that :)

gabrielle

This made my day... lol. It's funny and original. I am looking forward to read a sequel on this, perhaps, Dear Job...?

Posted 11 Years Ago

11 Years Ago

Thankies :)
Should I include Dear Retirement? haha but I'll try...thanks again :)

Zap-the-awesome

Great stuff. XD I personally like job a lot better than I ever did
School. Someday I plan to ditch job, however, and settle in with retirement. That's a long time away though...:,(