The Funny Side of the Blues

I have now taken to listening to Blues music. Just love the instrumentals.

However, I just cannot help myself with my humour and some of the lyrics..,

Please allow me to explain myself:

Lyrics: 'Woman, I want to set you free!'

My reply: 'No need, I go to Lidl's every second day!'

Lyrics: 'I want to make love to you all night long!'

My reply: 'No chance. I gotta get up early every morning to feed the chickens!'

Lyrics: 'I just want to hear your body baby!'

My reply: 'Well yes, I do suffer from a bit of flatulence!'

Lyrics: 'When I read your letter this morning that was on your bed - that's when I thought I'd be better off dead!'

"Dear John,

Just popping out to the store to get the latest Ed Sheridan Greatest Hits!"

Lyrics: 'I go home to my empty room - ring my friends and get no reply - that is when I feel so lonely!"

Got a letter this morning - 'When are you going to pay your telephone bill?'

Lyrics: 'Have you ever seen a one-eyed woman cry?'

No! But I have often seen a two-faced woman smile!

I think I am now really getting into this Blues Music.