Done Killing Germans

Now aged seventy, I have done killing Germans on my computer 'shoot-em-up' games.

I dragged out my old stack unit I had stored for over five years.

I set and wired it all up. I got speakers everywhere and the sound is so pure.

I dug out a few of my many CD's that I bought before and since but just played them rarely on my DVD or computer. I am now listening to them all again on a decent sound system.

I felt so moved.

It's taken so many years off my life that I now feel I want sex again!

However, it's been so long and I am not sure if I remember how.

Times have changed now we are in the twenty-first century and what with technology flourishing forward., are there new rules or instructions to sex?

I feel I have been left behind.

I mean, do I have to go into hospital to have Wi-Fi or Bluetooth installed in order to carry out today's new procedure?

In the old days it took a man lots of extra time to fit the necessary, but today., will I have to tune in to his libido via my Smart-phone or whatever. I mean it took me hours just to connect my phone to my Bluetooth speaker.

Will I have to wear headphones?

My local supermarket have an excellent range.