Door SecurityA Story by Christine Peters'Okay. You are coming into our club. I need to check you out!
Are you wearing trainers �" no!
Do you have any weapons �" no!
Any drugs �" no!
Check your I.D.
You are ninety years old!
Why are you coming here?'
'Cause I need a piss!'
© 2016 Christine Peters |
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Added on February 10, 2016 Last Updated on February 10, 2016 Author
Christine PetersBournemouth, Dorset, United KingdomAboutI am a female 70 year old. I love to write about 'truth and humour'. Kind of observation comedy scripts. I am published with my writing and cartooning as well. I am English and reside in UK. more..Writing
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