A New Wind for Music

I reside in Sheltered Housing. It's basically a place for elderly residents. There are at least seventy residents here and many of us do suffer from flatulence. Mostly a joke to many a young folk but with the help of 'Lottery Funding', 'X-Factor' or even 'Britain's Got Talent', we could all bring this once ailment into notoriety �" or even 'Fame'!

I already got it worked out.

With the help of Simon Cowell and the London Philharmonic Orchestra, I could get many of us residents together to do a version of 'Blue Danube' via flatulence. We already got tenors and sopranos in the wings.

I can sense it now..,

With proper skilled training, it would bring the house down. The atmosphere would be beyond belief. People would be rushing out of the auditorium �" possibly to purchase the DVD.

At the end would be 'The Last Post', where many would feign death as a sign of tribute.

I say, 'Bring it On!'