A New Diet Plan

I got this new diet plan coming out. It will also soon be available on DVD or via App on your smart phone.

Its quite simple.

If you should feel hungry and waddle over to your refrigerator, instead of opening the door, you should instead choose to hit yourself over the head with a nearby attachment of a baseball bat.

Many colours are available, including pink.

If that should not fully work, other appliances can be installed. A fully forced boxing glove to hit you full-on once opening your fridge door. A much more later version of gripping hands around the throat is still in development. As also, bear-type like traps for cookie jars etc.

Keeping one's weight down is such a problem within most western countries today and we fully recognise that. McDonald's, KFC and Snicker Bars are our enemies of today. We need to fully recognise that. Invade and take over those places �" eat all their stock so's they can not plague anybody else.

We do it for our country!