Bloody Germans

Bloody Germans

A Story by Christine Peters
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About Me.., I am UK born but back in the nineties, I lived in Hamburg, Germany for around ten years. Also included are the Contents of my subject.

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About Me..,


I am UK born but back in the nineties, I lived in Hamburg, Germany for around ten years. At first, I did not understand one word of the language but slowly got to pick up enough to get by.


Belonging to a member country of the EU, I was first astounded by the many differences there are between our two nations, so I decided to write a kind of diary about it all. I consider myself to be a short story humour writer basing myself on ‘truth and humour’ or simply, stand-up comedy scripts on how I see real life (with lots of exaggeration).


Despite the title ‘Bloody Germans’, I do allow them lots of credit for being far more organised than my own beloved country of England. I do hope that my account will entertain and perhaps inform many around the globe, especially those living in USA concerning what Europe is really all about.


Written in the nineties, many things I write may have changed a tad but basically, it’s all there today.


I sincerely hope you enjoy my article and I welcome any response (good or bad), from all over.


Christine Peters

(Bloody Germans)



Contents of ‘Bloody Germans


                


            1.      Introduction


                              2.      The German Bratwurst Sausage


                              3.      The German Shops


                                      -- Opening Hours


                                      -- Market Day


                              4.      German Products


                                      -- Strange Ways of Eating


                                      -- Breakfast


                                      -- Dinner


                                      -- Tea


                                      -- Ice-cream


                                      -- Toppings, Sauces and Fillings


                                      -- Unavailable Products


                                    -- Biscuits and Cakes


                                    -- My Mother’s Treacle Porridge


                                    -- The German Christmas


                                    -- My Childhood Christmas


                              5.      Weekends -- Sunday, Bloody Sunday


                                      -- Weekends and Bank Holidays


                                      -- Walking


                                      -- Visiting


                                      -- German Mobility


                                      -- Walking  Habits


                                      -- Keeping  to the Right


                              6.      German Entertainment


                                      --  The German and His Car


                                      -- Sexual Entertainment


                                      -- Sex Shops


                                      -- Transvestite Shows


                                      -- Pubs


                                      -- Pub Service


                                      -- Drinking Habits





-- Pub Availability


                                      -- Imbiss


                                      -- Home Drinking


                                      -- Allotment and Garden Summer Houses


                                      -- The Fishmarket




German Entertainment (Continued)


                                      -- The Hafen Geburtstag


                                      -- Sight-seeing


                                      -- The Gay Parade


                                      -- The Flohmarkt


                                      -- Sun Worshipping


                                      -- Spielhallen


                                      -- The German Lotto


                                      -- German Television


                                    -- The Image I Had of America


                                           Through My TV as a Child


                                      -- Computers


                              7.      The Domestic German


                                      -- Accommodation


                                      -- The Kitchen


                                      -- The Bathroom


                                      -- Balconies


                                      -- Attics and Basements


                                      -- Just Another Tail


                                      -- Noise


                                      -- Snow Clearing


                                      -- Green Issues


                                      -- Recycling


                                      -- Unwanted Items


                             8.       The German Highways and Byways


                                      -- Off-road Car Parking


                                      -- Road Repairs


                                      -- Residential Areas


                                      -- Cycle Paths


                                      -- Pedestrian Crossings


                                      -- Public Transport


                                      -- Driving in Germany



        -- Driving Tests


                                      -- Driving Laws


                                      -- City Roads


                                      -- The Autobahn  


                                    -- Mind Over Matter



9.      Social Welfare


                                      -- The German Health System


                                      -- Medical Practitioners


                                      -- Collecting Revenues


                                      -- Pensions


                                    -- Unemployment in Britain


                                    -- Unemployment in Germany


                                    -- Filling The Vacancy


                                      -- Employment


                                      -- The Needy


                                      -- Jumble Sales


                                      -- Charity Begins At Home


                            10.      The German Occupation


                                    -- My Five Suitcases - Plus, Nightmare


                            11.      The German Language


                                      -- Dictionary Words


                                      -- The Sounds


                                      -- Understanding the Language


                                      -- Americanisms


                                    -- A New Town Name


                                    -- Deutsch/English


                                    -- The Numbers Game


                            12.      Typically German


                                      -- The Euro Currency


                                      -- Queuing In Germany


                                      -- The German Post Office


                                      -- Parcel Post Service


                            13.      Mentioning The War


                                      -- War Memorabilia


                                      -- Allied  Soldiers


                                      -- German Soldiers


                                      -- Hamburg’s Civilians


© 2015 Christine Peters


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I am a female 70 year old. I love to write about 'truth and humour'. Kind of observation comedy scripts. I am published with my writing and cartooning as well. I am English and reside in UK. more..

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