Over it

You must understand
we do it cause you suck.
You won't make it
the way that we are,
and because we care
we know you suck
and we do something about it.
Everything you touch
turns to dust,
because you suck.
You suck the life
from the living.
Yeah
bunnies are cute,
until
you don't feed them
and they become skeletons.
Chinchillas are
an Australian mans best friend
until it hasn't had water
for
two
months.
Cute dogs are amazing
until you don't train them
and they're made of piss.
You can't take care of yourself,
so,
why
should you be allowed
to take care
of something defenseless?
Trust me,
EVERYONE
is excited
for the day
you fail
at college,
so we can say, told you so.
But you won't.
You'll find someone
who is thriving
to suck the life out of,
to take care of you.
We won't get our satisfaction
until you're 55
and your looks
are long past gone
and the chipmunks have left your voice
to be replaced
by the raspy desperation
of someone
with no other options.
And if you keep it up,
we won't help you then.
So stop. Just stop.

Author's Note

To all stupid teenage girls.