I know, I suck

I know I suck. Yeah yeah, generic bullshit. But I am a skinny girl who thinks she is a fat lady. I just thought, hey my legs look good, I'll take a picture. As soon as the lens appeared, I became a porker. I guess I must be a magician, or else I need to turn off the lights and pretend I am French, so the wine is justified. Although? Justified is pretty American...what rights do the French observe? Besides beauty, siestas, and gypsies? So...justice, America. All things enjoyable, like nuts roasted on the street in front of your face and the worlds #1 art museum, are not here. What have I done with my life? Become fat, because it is my right as an American. Sorry I must sign off, time to smoke a cig.