If I Were You

"If I Were You"

 

If I were you...

 

I'd steal his 67' drop-top candy-apple red Camaro

and race the sun out West

Buy a condo on the beach and sprawl out naked on a California king-sized bed.

...if I were you

 

I'd steal the brightest star from the California kissed night air

Place it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

and sign it in big-bold f**k you letters saying:

"I can make it anywhere!"

...if I were you

 

I'd steal all of the hearts that's ever done me wrong

and burn them while drinking margaritas sea-side

Listening to an old Jimmy Buffett song

...if I were you

 

I'd sit and reminisce

About someone I truly loved

Piss on those burning hearts

Then crawl back into that California king-sized bed

and quickly call me up

...if I were you.

........

Reviews

[Natalie Dieudonne]

This is a cool and cute piece.

"I'd steal the brightest star
From the California kissed night air
Place it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
and sign it in big-bold f**k you letters saying:
"I can make it anywhere!"
...if I were you."

Love that :)

[Chris Micha]

Ha I figured you would like that stanza. Glad to hear from you my friend. Hope all is well. :)

[Natalie Dieudonne]

You know my taste so well lol :)