Hitchhiking On A UFO

I have the worst case of writers block!!

"Hitchhiking On A UFO"

I hitched a ride on a UFO

Headed down to Mexico

For some enchiladas, margaritas

funnel cakes and Señoritas.

Drinking and having a good time

My new buddies and I

Got arrested by the Federales

And charged with Harboring an Alien

In the little town of Mexicali.

Thrown in the drunk tank

Full of testosterone and putrid stank

Everyone is giving me the eye

Not the three Aliens from outer space

Sitting wildly by my side.

The littlest one of them

Jumped up with a s**t eating grin

Pulled out a plasma laser

And laid waste to the walls

Like he was Dirty Harry.

We ran like our feet were hot

Stole the UFO from the impound lot

Made a pack as friends

Never to return to this place again.

They dropped me off at the crack of dawn

Half-naked on my front lawn

With a pounding in my head

I downed an Irish Red...

Goodnight!

Lesson:

Never hitch a ride on a UFO

Headed down to Mexico.

 

 

 

Reviews

[Dancing_Elixir]

Great lesson to learn lol. The poem definitely made me smile on such a crazy day. 💗

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

What a fantastic ride to take, well done, good read.

[Natalie Dieudonne]

Haha this made me smile.
Really cool my friend!

[Chris Micha]

If it makes you smile, then it makes me happy :)

[Natalie Dieudonne]

:)...........

[Tinkerbellje]

Lol, this made me chuckle. Great poem. I love how you have described the whole situation. Well done!

[Chris Micha]

Glad you liked it :)

[melissa]

Awesome poem keep them coming

[Chris Micha]

Thank you :)

[melissa]

Your welcome

[Lily Mae]

Lol... I will make sure to remember this great advice the next time I go for a spin!!! :)

[Chris Micha]

Lol...stick to Europe :)

[just Penny]

Great story that kept me entertained and amused throughout. I liked the stanza :
The littlest one of them

Jumped up with a s**t eating grin
Pulled out a plasma laser
And laid waste to the walls
Like he was Dirty Harry.

This write took me on quite a ride. Loved the creativity and originality :)

[Chris Micha]

Thank you so much, Penny ;)

[Madalyn Beck]

Hahaha! This is fantastic! I enjoyed every part of this! Especially the Mexico talk of food and drinks. YUM! Anyone who hooks me up with Mexican food is in my heart forever! Fantastic write! I really enjoyed this one! xo (:

[Chris Micha]

Ha we'll load up soon and bring you some ;)

[Shaquana Adams]

Haha. I like this one. It's cute :) Nicely penned Christian.

-QuanaWana

[Chris Micha]

Thanks so much, ma'am :)