Perfect Woman Shaggy Dog Story - 55 wds.A Story by Chopstix The "Perfect Woman" shaggy dog story shoe horned into 55 words.
“Mike’s home.”
“He’s been gone awhile.” “Yeah, he divorced, sold everything and circled the world thrice looking for the perfect woman. He’s a mess: lost all his money, captured by pirates off Tanzania, leg shot in Australia, malaria in Belize ... “ “... and?” “He found her in Lithuania.” “And?” “Wasted effort. She’s waiting for the perfect man.” © 2017 ChopstixAuthor's Note
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ChopstixLos Angeles, CAAboutIn high school, I wrote lyrics. I started college writing poems and switched to short stories. After college, I discovered I could write computer programs, but I could not finish a novel (kept editi.. more..Writing
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