Pearly Gates...

You've finally arrived.
At the visitors center, you sign the guest
book and St Peter hands you a pamphlet.

It contains a floor plan of the rooms in Heaven. There are many rooms to view. Some rooms you thought may exist are not found on the floor plan.

For instance...

There is no dining room.
No physical body, no need for food.
The only thing you need is that which
feeds your soul.

There is no bathroom.
You left all the waste behind when you
passed away.

No garage.
You should have no plans for
going anywhere.

But there is...

A comedy room.

Bob Hope and Robin Williams just finished
their routines. Headlining the shows
this week are John Candy, Betty White,
George Carlin, and Gilda Radner.
Coming soon, John Belushi, Richard Pryor, Rodney Danger field, and Jonathan Winters.

The music room.

Bill Withers just walking off stage. "Lean On Me", one of God's favorites. Elvis is up next.
He loves Elvis gospel songs. Scheduled to perform this week, John Lennon (Imagine),
the Beach Boys (God Only Knows), Sly and
the Family Stone (Wanna Take You Higher),
Led Zeppelin (Stairway to Heaven), and the Righteous Brothers (Rock and Roll Heaven).

An media room?

No way. Cell phones, televisions, iPads, tabloids, newspapers were sent straight
to hell.

Family room.

A place to share ideas and thoughts.
Everyone listens, you have their
undivided attention.
And you give them yours.

There are many more rooms to view,
but no rush, you have eternity to see
them all. After all, you are more than
just a little surprised you're here...