The trip to the store down the road to get a marshmallow

John the cucumber and Patsy the waffle decide that they want some marshmallows and so they go to the store

 one day John the cucumber and his best friend Patsy the waffle decided to go to the store to get some marshmallows, they were on their way when they ran into Mr. Rock and Mr. Used Tissue and they started up a conversation about Mrs. leaf in the garbage bag with all her kids who had kids who had kids and their kids had kids and when Mr. Rock asked about why the moose next door to him was pink he never got an answer and so he stormed off, but then he accidentally ran into an Asian man who unexpectedly picked him up and licked him and then threw him back on the ground. Mr. Used tissue ran over to Mr. Rock and was joined by John the Cucumber and Patsy the Waffle and they all carried Mr. Rock to the drainage pipe where they threw him in because they thought he was dead. Mr. Rock was not dead but merely unconscious. They carried on with their trip to the store but were stopped when they came across the button twins. The button twins jumped up and scared them and then impersonated each other and then got in a fight because Lilly didn't like the impersonation that Dilly was doing. So to break up the fight Patsy the waffle put them in separate holes and then John the Cucumber, Patsy the Waffle, and Mr. Used Tissue carried on with their journey to the store. but now they had two more companions. Then Mr. Used Tissue put a slug on Lilly the button and John the Cucumber started typing out his Memoirs of a Muffin(later that day became a well known author) and Patsy the Waffle got mad at the fluff floating through the air and then she wondered why am i mad at the fluff and then they all hyperventilated and collapsed. When they woke up they were on the great wall of China and quite far from any local store that sells marshmallows wait wtf how did they get from Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu in New Zealand to China never mind anyway they woke up and saw a creepy Chinese kid sitting next to them and so they set off a few dozen nuclear bombs to make him not stare at them and then John the Cucumber started walking in squares and then wondered to himself why squares and so he started walking in chicken shapes and then started to eat Mr. Used Tissue’s leg until it hurt and then he started laughing uncontrollably and then had a seizure and died. The four remained picked up Mr. Used Tissue and gave him to a little girl in exchange for her head and walked onward. They spotted a man and paused to consider the situation and came to a conclusion and gave him a water pistol and continued on until they came across a really big creek so they ran rabid and bit of peoples toes so they could make a raft and tied it together with dead flies they collected from peoples brains or whatever they call the small pea sized object within their cranium and sailed off into the sky all they way to Florida and then they found a convenience store that had marshmallows but it was extremely crowded so they ran around eating peoples eyeballs and then took those and created an atomic bomb call The Yellowish white-ish blobby thing that explodes and set it off. They walked in among the bodies and finally found their marshmallows. But sadly there was only one left but they all wanted one so they started up the goldfish fighting arena and walked in circles repeating the word macaroni till suddenly Patsy the Waffle tripped and decapitated her self on Lilly the button and Dilly the button really wanted her head but John the Cucumber also wanted it as everyone know that cucumbers and waffles go best together. So then an adorable turkey came and made a Christmas tree out of the head and a few hundred yards of tinsel. Then the turkey imploded and took Dilly the button with him to the land of the cupcakes and that left John the Cucumber and Lilly the button alone. Lilly and John both wanted the marshmallow and so they started a fish slapping fight and most likely beat up over four hundred fish before the mouse from the sky came and puked acid all over Lilly the Button and so she melted. John the Cucumber ran over to the Marshmallow but the ground turned into cow s**t and he drowned. Meanwhile back in the drainpipe Mr. Rock woke up. He found he had magical powers because of that Asian guy licking him and so he teleported to the marshmallow and picked it up. He floated away with the marshmallow and took a bite out of it and then his magical powers disappeared and so he fell on the humongous cactus that was not there when he looked before and he got shishkabobed on the cactus who then destroyed the world and all the little bits of marshmallows got put back together by a pink cow in outer space. The end

Author's Note

just for shits and giggles

Reviews

[Taylor H.]

This was an acid trip lol. and "one day John the cucumber and his best friend Patsy the waffle decided to go to the store to get some marshmallows, they were on their way when they ran into Mr. Rock and Mr. Used Tissue and they started up a conversation about Mrs. leaf in the garbage bag with all her kids who had kids who had kids and their kids had kids and when Mr. Rock asked about why the moose next door to him was pink he never got an answer and so he stormed off, but then he accidentally ran into an Asian man who unexpectedly picked him up and licked him and then threw him back on the ground." was one run on sentence lol.

[Rip the cowdog]

The same thing almost happened to old one eye and his cousin years ago.... this is a good story. and the cast of characters in the story sound familiar. good work Denni

[M.E.Lyle]

It's funny, but the very exact thing happened to me the last time I went to the store down the road. Amazing. Although this is crazy and insane, I loved it. It made absolutely no sense at all, but was funny at the same time. Keep having fun so that others might smile when they read.

[TheKaylaPup]

LOOK WORDS!! *freaks out about the words* I wanna fly with marshmallows....

[Prateeksha Khot]

for fun right?

[Cassandra D.]

This was interesting.
Suggestion: can you space out paragraphs? it would make it a bit easier to read.

I. Love. IT!!!
I won't drag you to the insane asylum, because then I'd have to drag myself there too. And this is really funny-sort of reminds me of the biography of my life. :)

[Rena]

i agree with StoryTailor
made no sense at all and you should delete this story before you become insane and never write anything like this ever again or else StoryTailor and I will send you to the insane asylum. the end.

[StoryTailor]

Well, someone's certainly bored. Hm... There are a lot of typos, and it's a tad confusing. But then again, it might just be me. Haha...?