Pimp Hamster Ride

A Kia Hamster Poem

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pimp Hamster Ride

Crusing down the Boulevard

Looking hot, like a

Pimp Hamster Star

In my Gangsta

Kia car

    

You can give me this    

You can give me that

Just kick off

 That bowed-up pussycat!

 

 

Gotta  jet

All over this busy city

Looking cool and being hip

Rocking out with my

Pretty ditty

 

 

You can give me this

You can give me that

It’s my turn behind the wheel

Spinning lots of fat donuts 

And speeding around 

All on my own terms

 

 

You can give me this

You can give me that

 Hey, all you matted and doped-up 

Alley kitties watch and learn

How to make these

Tires squeal and burn

 

You can give me this

You can give me that

Just don’t call me a

Junked-up rat!

 

You can give me this

You can give me that

 Enjoy your fly hamster ride

In my fast Kia,

Cause that’s the

Only way I’ll see ya!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

I'm a nerd. I just love the Kia Hamsters commercial. They are so fun and cool hamsters. I had to write a poem about them. Let me know what you think. I know I'm silly! Here's the commercial that inspired me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfJnqbudMzs

Reviews

[Mauricio Montoya]

good one! lol.

[Undying Glory]

funny work, and this was very interesting. i have to agree, this sure reminded me of rap songs! good job!

[tynamite]

I'm not going to watch the video, but I imagine that if your poem was a rap song, and the hamsters were driving the car like some gangsters or something, it would be an annoying silly advert.

[Michael of Gilead]

Therapy, seek therapy Marie ;)

[JanieB]

Oh my goodness, this made me laugh! Superb.

[Arsenic Nemesis]

XD this is my pet hamster's LIFE in a nutshell! I love it, proper made me giggle (actually sums up a lot of people at college well; lol) Really well written, great job, keep it up!~

[sarah]

I LOVE THE PICTURE! hahaha and the poem was amazing!

[Nothing Personal]

So Sweet..Enjoyed it a lot...Cuteeeee

[Tommy]

Wow, I read this thinking you where using the piece as a metaphor for our youth today. I guess my mind works too deep into over thinking things. lol.

Cute Write!
RLG,
Tommy

[Zeitgeist Manifesto]

This is a cute poem. :)
Sweet Marie strikes again.