Pimp Hamster Ride

A Kia Hamster Poem

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pimp Hamster Ride

Crusing down the Boulevard

Looking hot, like a

Pimp Hamster Star

In my Gangsta

Kia car

    

You can give me this    

You can give me that

Just kick off

 That bowed-up pussycat!

 

 

Gotta  jet

All over this busy city

Looking cool and being hip

Rocking out with my

Pretty ditty

 

 

You can give me this

You can give me that

It’s my turn behind the wheel

Spinning lots of fat donuts 

And speeding around 

All on my own terms

 

 

You can give me this

You can give me that

 Hey, all you matted and doped-up 

Alley kitties watch and learn

How to make these

Tires squeal and burn

 

You can give me this

You can give me that

Just don’t call me a

Junked-up rat!

 

You can give me this

You can give me that

 Enjoy your fly hamster ride

In my fast Kia,

Cause that’s the

Only way I’ll see ya!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

I'm a nerd. I just love the Kia Hamsters commercial. They are so fun and cool hamsters. I had to write a poem about them. Let me know what you think. I know I'm silly! Here's the commercial that inspired me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfJnqbudMzs

Reviews

[Athena Ramos]

this is sooo cutee!! love love love it!!
and it can be a rap song for the commercial XDD

[Alicia™]

Bahahahaha, this is fun!

[Blake Q Hatfield]

Nice ode to the Kia Hamsters. Made me dislike the hamster comercials a lot less.

[emmajoy]

Grrrrrrrrrreat ... love it! It's good to read something that's just good old fashioned fun for a change. There's nothing better than laughing with people and knowing the next few minutes are going to be better than the past few.

Thanks lots and lots .. beautifully put!

[xx_strawberry_xx]

LMAO that was hilarious XD

[Crowley]

LOL....I love those commercials to...makes me want to be a phat hamster cruising the boulevard in my pimped out ride. Damn woman...you lookin' at me? Of couse you are. lol

[Frantzuu]

lol the humor in this piece is priceless rofl!
Freaking awesome write. :)

[akapr17other]

Really funny! Those commercials are too

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

That is a cute commercial and that was quite a hilarious take on the commercial. Creative and witty.

[.]

your nuts! But this made me laugh :)