The Scoop On Halloween

A Halloween poem.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Scoop On Halloween

You goblins and ghouls,

Who moan and drool,

It's that ghostly

Time of year again.

 

Witches, take notice

Of this Halloween advice,

It could help make your

Wicked holiday quite nice

When shaken and

Stirred with dry ice.

 

Watch out!

Witches brew can stain

Not only your jagged teeth,

But your Wiccan virtue too.

 

That stake smarts,

When it's stuck deep

In your heart,

So stay clear of

Dracula's friends.

They are all

Possessed tarts!

 

Isn't it hard to smell with

That garlic clove stuck

Up your nose and

Between your toes?

 Stay away from that

White fairy dust

Of the white rose too.

 

By the way,

You can't make a dime,

While Frankenstein is in line

Robbing you of all

Your sublime energy.

He's so needy,

He'll drain you dry.

 

It's too hard

For you to think,

If Dracula is always

Trying to drink your blood.

Stay away from

 Him for he stinks,

He's cute, but he's bad

 News when he winks.

 

Make sure your broom doesn't need a

Tune-up before Halloween this year.

Watch out for monsters and goblins

Who might pinch you on your rear.

Show them no fear!

 

I know you think the Mummy has healed;

But his eyes are always peeled,

Looking for his new rebound girl.

His manhood has been

Cooped up way too long

He’ll give anything a whirl!

 

Above all, remember to have fun,

Better run along with glee because

It's almost Halloween week!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Short.Nerd]

Very Good!
I love the pic up there (:

[Angel Bird]

A witty and spooky poem that certainly adds fun to the Halloween week.
Great job.

[M Garcia]

Another excellent Halooween poem. Thank you for sharing this with us.

[G. Anderson]

Haha :) Niccee. I think I'm going to quote you to my younger brothers, who absolutely love Halloween...


Gage

[Michael of Gilead]

Hehehehe...making halloween sexy ;)

[Miss Coral]

Super cute! I would try making the rhythm a bit smoother in some parts, but otherwise, I loved this. :)
Great rhyming scheme. c:

-Coral-

[Dream Weaver]

Clever and witty and spooky as well :)
nicely done...

[Little Whisper]

Great advice ..... great poem... You took "Happy Halloween" and "reality" and mixed a potion of perfection.

Laura :)

[Melody-Rose;]

I really liked this poem, it was quite hilarious. Excellent!

[Globy]

lol!!!!
Great one!! :)