The Scoop On Halloween

A Halloween poem.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Scoop On Halloween

You goblins and ghouls,

Who moan and drool,

It's that ghostly

Time of year again.

 

Witches, take notice

Of this Halloween advice,

It could help make your

Wicked holiday quite nice

When shaken and

Stirred with dry ice.

 

Watch out!

Witches brew can stain

Not only your jagged teeth,

But your Wiccan virtue too.

 

That stake smarts,

When it's stuck deep

In your heart,

So stay clear of

Dracula's friends.

They are all

Possessed tarts!

 

Isn't it hard to smell with

That garlic clove stuck

Up your nose and

Between your toes?

 Stay away from that

White fairy dust

Of the white rose too.

 

By the way,

You can't make a dime,

While Frankenstein is in line

Robbing you of all

Your sublime energy.

He's so needy,

He'll drain you dry.

 

It's too hard

For you to think,

If Dracula is always

Trying to drink your blood.

Stay away from

 Him for he stinks,

He's cute, but he's bad

 News when he winks.

 

Make sure your broom doesn't need a

Tune-up before Halloween this year.

Watch out for monsters and goblins

Who might pinch you on your rear.

Show them no fear!

 

I know you think the Mummy has healed;

But his eyes are always peeled,

Looking for his new rebound girl.

His manhood has been

Cooped up way too long

He’ll give anything a whirl!

 

Above all, remember to have fun,

Better run along with glee because

It's almost Halloween week!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Angie Diane♥&hea..]

This was a cool piece. I really liked this a lot. Good job on this. I don't celebrate Halloween, but I like the characters you used in it. Thanks for sharing. :)

[Black Cat Fever]

Love this, very fun and playful Halloween poem, quite unique too!

[emmajoy]

Love it, such fun and even a Hallowe'en meter to dance too .. as for the naughty bits, well .. that's what ghirls like i guess!

[Wolfwind Words]

This was funny! lol But you left out Werewolves! ;)

Well worth reading! Made me laugh! xD

Wolfie

[Wondering Mind]

Very funny!! I like the font you used too.

[TAO]

haha, really, really cute work here, Ms. You know, don't take this the wrong way, but have you ever getting thought to writing a book of poems for children? I mean, besides the slightly dark twist you seem to have, I think you could really pull it off. Your work...reminds me of childhood...

[Eric Cox]

Very cool, fun Halloween poem. Fun to read. Creatively created. Great work on this, a cool write.

[Janet Ferolito]

What a kooky, spooky fun read. Thank you, very much!

[James Bonner]

:) very fun. Good read.

[Norma M Sutton]

lol funny.