All For A Klondike Bar!

A poem of an ice cream dessert obsession!

All For A Klondike Bar!

 I would sail the mighty blue sea,

Tame a puffy green dragon to flip like a flea,

With the Queen have tea and crumpets dressed as a drag queen,

Run the Boston Marathon without wearing a thing,

Ride a hundred camels through downtown Miami,

Become the pink bottle Genie,

Drive across the US in mobile hot dog wienie.

Wear an itsy bitsy bikini on TV,

all with the hopes of biting into a cold crisp,

creamy Klondike bar!

Reviews

[alesuriko]

Cool imagery, kinda funny. The flow and rhythm could use some work, it's a little awkward in places. I like the "flip like a flea" and the "Genie / wienie" bit. The drag queen part would have been more entertaining if it had a good rhythm. Overall decent poem.

[Daydreamer54]

wow, how...intresting lol! it remonded me of dr. seuss idk why, but i did enjoy reading it!