Toaster Bed

A fantasy that I always have, a bed that's an alarm clock.

 

Toaster Bed

I’d like to buy a toaster bed,

of the boldest red.

 

Happily,

it would heat me up toasty hot

and butter my backside,

before projecting me out

of the bed and into the shower,

at a designated hour

each morning.

 

Where shall I place my order?

Bloomingdale’s

Or Neiman’s?

 

 

 

Reviews

[tynamite]

I love this poem because it sounds like a 9 year old wrote it. My toasty bed. I love the large red print and the language you use. It's class. I've favourited it.

[E. L. Foley]

Delightful! Made me laugh, and has a sound that rolls off the tongue. I think it might work even without the last stanza.

[Sara]

lol, with a title like that, how could i not check this out? :D but i agree with fabled innocence -- i would need some coffee first... but your toaster bed sounds a helluva lot more fun than my stupid alarm clock! ;)

[Desert Dreamer]

What a fun poem! Makes me see some crazy inventors room, full of gadgets and inventions.

[marshyman]

Funny
Unique
Diffrent

[dangerbooze]

Ooh, I like this one. Although if my bed projected me out of it, I would be very unhappy. Unless it makes me a cup of coffee, I would forgive it. =]

[Carolina Kel]

Interesting concept. Thanks for sharing. :)

[FlawedByDesign]

It's quite amusing I must admit. An automatic "get out of bed" call and you can't hit the snooze button - lol - :)

Nicely done.

[Tea And A Cheshire Smil..]

I love the idea behind this ^^ I think we all would like a bed that serves as an alarm clock too... it might be more effective at waking me up in the morning! An ordinary alarm clock simply doesn't seem to work for me.
Over all, a marvellously fun read :) very amusing

[Marie Harrison]

A fun fantasy poem.