lesbian military

It is the year 3000 and every one is either dead or a lesbian, even the men. Its the middle of world war 54 and south america has be completely destroyed by nuclear warfare, and a female Hitler rules all of Antarctica which has the most polar bears which are used instead of tanks. Russia is now east mexico and Africa is north Australia. Female Hitler was about to attack east mexico it would be a blood bath, they mounted their polar bears and began the long journey across the bridge made completely made of flex tape.   

as the battle raged on wild boars ran though the battle field with monkeys on their backs throwing crap at the soldiers. no one knew who was the good guys any more, the war had been going on for 15 years. the battle lasted 47.98473857 days and east mexico emerged victorious not only did they defeat female Hitlers army but the general of the Mexican army stabbed her in the head. 

Now Mexico was the most powerful nation in the world, 78% of the worlds populations was Mexican but everyone spoke Chinese. potatoes were the main source of food in the world, the Mexican dictator senor Pablo Sanchez had killed 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 people every week. he was loved and feared mostly loved. 

its now the year 3400 and Pablo Sanchez was still alive due to flex tape magic and it was time to pass his power on. he stepped down and his son Cornelius was now the ruler, he was eminently killed before he died he made a potato his right hand man and the potato was now the ruler of the world. 

the ocean was 99.999999999% flex seal and all the worlds technology had been wiped out and every one was a pirate.

THE END