pregnant water melons

it was the middle of the night and i heard a noise. i got up and went to the bathroom to check on my watermelons i walked in and saw a man with his penis in one of them, it was my neighbor Carl. he dropped the melon and ran. i checked the rest of the melons and none had a hole but little did Carl know that watermelon pregnancy are spread through the air

the next day i had to tell my dad. he was furious so we went to Carl's house to confront him but he was gone, like his entire house was gone maybe it was that huge explosion i heard in the night. because Carl wasn't there my dad started to physically and verbally abuse me. 3 months later the melon had the baby's, water melon pregnancy don't last long, by this time my dad had left and moved in with a homeless man downtown.

everyday from then one started the same way wake up, feed the baby's, feed the other melons, throw rocks at raccoons and go to school. i didn't have much money so i had to get a job. i worked at McDonald's after school till 3 am. one day after work when i came home in the school bus i stole i was approached by one of my melons and it told me that the president called and he needed me to go on a secret mission, i called him back and told him whatever he needed me to do i would do it. it turns out it was a prank from my old neighbor Carl, not 10 minuets later and i saw him on the news he was holding up a convenient store and the police traced the call he made back to me and i was arrested. me and my melons spent 48 years in prison where we died.

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