parry the platapus

so imma a tiger right and me and my boy perry we are fightin dr doof and he knocks off my hat like whatever and the he shoots me in the head with the forget-about it-inator and i'm like where am i? Then this weird duck beaver thing was running away. Next thing i know i'm eating a 5 course meal with some dude and his robot, and he goes “wanna Evil” “sure” i said. So he’s teaching me to laugh maniacally when the beaver shows up again and dr doof is like “get him” so i ran over to him ready to annihilate him and he trips me, he Tripped me so i stood up and said “look here little beaver im gonna eatcha up” and you know what he says he says “rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” and ran away. then the robot named norm walks over to the edge of the tower looks off and says “the platypus is gone” and i go “what's a platypus?” “a platypus a semi aquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.” “oh, so like a duck cheated on his duck wife with a beaver, then why isn't it called a bevea-duck?” norm face palmed and walked away. The next day dr doof was in his lab working on something i was bored so i went to go help him. I asked him what they were and he said  “they are little versions of norm that will help me TAKE OVER THE TRISTATE AREA!” “oh ok then” these little robots will be diligent and destructive.” he explained. I helped him work on the robots all morning and you won't believe what happened next, that dang platypus showed up again at like the same time as yesterday it's like this as his daily routine or something. Dr doof trapped him and told him this long story about why he wanted to take over the tristate area and the platypus escaped the trap and punched dr doof right in the face. So i ran over there and punch him back, then we started fighting like you see in cartoons were its just a cloud of dust with limbs sticking out. I manage to pin him down so i start slapping him for like a minute straight. Then he pushes me off pins me down and starts slapping me the dr doof run over with some machine and shoots me and the platypus. So get this now i'm the size of a skyscraper and the platypus is to so i look down at dr doofs building and say “yo so im big now uh i don't like that” and dr doof says “well suck it up and kick that platypus’s butt” so i'm like ok and i kick him and then he tackles me and i'm like “yo i can’t really kick him when he is standing on top of me like this” then right as dr doof is about to shrink the platypus a pink dog and a turtle and a duck show up uses the gigantinator on themselves and starts helping the platypus so i'm like “yo doof get the norm bots out here” and he gets them out and makes them BIG. then it kinda looked like a movie were we were building up tension right before we started the all out brawl and right before we started fighting all the norm bots immediately self destructed and i was alone against 3 bad guys. So i was like “so, wonderful weather we're having” my only response was “rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”. They all charged me and pinned me down, next thing i knew i was in a white room with some mustached dude and the forget about it-inator and he shot me with it. Then i realized where i was, i was in owca. Then parry ran in and hugged me i knew who he was, he was the platypus that tripped and slapped me, he was also my lover i flicked my hair in his face and walked away. He beat me i don't want a man who beats me, i looked back and he was standing there with his mouth hanging open. He ran up to me and said “rrrrrrrrr” to which i replied with “no there's nothing you can do atone for what you've done!” i had a daunting feeling that he would be broken without me, he had truly loved me and without me what would he do. I secretly still loved him too, and now that the both of were accomplices in the in the destruction of 3 city blocks. Over the next couple of days parry seemed very morose,  i tried to avoid him as much as i could but it felt like he was following me. He always was latent when he was following. After awhile he worked up the nerve to talk to me, it was his incessant “rrrrrrrrr”s and “rrrrrrrr” that drove me crazy. But it still felt like he was being hampered by something, probably that fact that he beat me. I could always figure parry out but this time i never could have prepared myself for this. I walked into owca and parry started sing you snuck your way right into my heart by love handel, and i wanted to slap him because he knew that was my favorite song. It was then that i realized what is intricate plan, he knew i still loved him and this was his way of getting me to admit it. I couldn't help myself so i ran over to him and hugged him, i was finally free from the pain of avoiding my love and it felt great. 10 years later me and parry were on a beach somewhere in south america on our honeymoon, the happiest I've ever been. while the waves flow through my toes o. think back and thank Dr. Doofenshmirtz because even with all the evil in his heart, he is why I'm here with the love of my life.