My man in a Sun dress

funny off-beat about a husband cross dressing

 

To begin the story, I at the time was working at Brown Shoe Co. from 1985-1991. It was a typical day. I was working in the Sales Control dept. I had to put data into the computer of sales like shoes...ect. When I got off work I caught the bus home, and my husband was working at a window factory company, he would get home before me, so he would start cooking dinner.

I walked into our apartment and low and behold my husband was standing at the stove in one of my sun dresses, I couldn't get mad at him, I was so busy laughing. Now to give you an description, he's  6"feet tall weighing about 200 pounds.

The dress was white with pink and blue flowers on it. The dress was up in the back and down in the front.He told me that he tried to put on my high heel shoes, but of course they didn't fit. So he had on a pair of my stockings,(they only went to his knees.) A pair of cut out shoes,socks in my bra to make it look like a womans' chest. This was one of my favorite dresses.

If I had a camera I would have taken a picture of him with the dress on. After we sat down to eat dinner,and I hardly ate because I couldn't believe this man would do this, He told me that he just wanted to make me laugh. And he accomplished that.

Author's Note

is this funny? if so let me know. I want to know also if anyone else experienced something like this?

Reviews

[Glassboxes]

Funny and adorable. Yeah, I've experienced something like this mostly with friends, goofing around.
I dressed up like Charlie Chaplin once for my friend Heather's birthday and hid in the kitchen in order to surprise her. She must've been surprised because she ran off shouting, "OMG HITLER!" It didn't go quite as planned.

[luke312]

Oh no that is both funny and disturbing. Very awesome

[Samuel Dickens]

I think it's funny, possibly because your husband has a brand of humor that I can relate to. I do most of the cooking at my house and am always making jokes about it. You really needed to have had a camera.

[Brandee D. Hack]

Haha....That's Hilarious!

I don't know what I would have done.

That's grand!

[Nancy Lee Shrader]

Boy he must be jokester. Great write

[An Ordinary Woman]

It's priceless actually. He really loves you. I thoroughly enjoyed it!

[Ruby Moon]

a little nitpick... is it suppose to be "ect" or "etc"? 3rd line
and for the ending of the first paragraph this part "When I got off work this particular day, I had to catch the bus home, and my husband was working at a window factory company, he would get home before me, so he would start cooking dinner. " it sounds a bit odd...its not as smooth as it can be
maybe rearranging the order a little would help? for example "My husband works at a window factory company and he would normally get home before me. It became a norm (or habit or some other word) that he would start cooking dinner. When I had to catch the bus to get home when I got off work this particular day because the car broke down (? or is it an everyday thing?). "

the front bit seems to be added for the sake of adding something. maybe you can cut it out totally or polish and use some of the front to enrich the scene you want to stress on? this case being the husband in the sundress while he cooks dinner

i havent experience this but then again i am not married
but i have someone who would do alot to make me smile and laugh...
i cant imagine him actually doing that but it would certainly be a situation where i go blink blink... rubs my eyes and starts laughing XD
sorry for so much nitpicks earlier ^-^ no offense i hope?

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I'm trying to imagine the scene and your reaction towards it
I don't know how i would react seeing my dad wearing mum's dresses, but that would be very funny
Nice write
~Kavish~

[John A Common]

I think thats very funny. I would'nt do that with my wife because I'm afraid she would put me on youtube. Very good story.

[Flow~]

I have never experienced anything like this but it was nice he was cooking. It made me smile because of the humor in it. You made sound silly standing there cooking in your things. nice write.