Parrothetics

Bismuth crystals cover the floors. A crystallized mold of crystalline geometrics it's the good geometry like Domino's Pizza do you have Domino's Pizza oh I've only been to a big mac city and a couple times out of the year I meet up with this guy named Jeff and he throws bricks at me for five dollars an hour and I hit them with a baseball bat and after a couple couple days of doing that serves throwing cactuses at me and cactuses are the owner of plants and sometimes the cactuses they take the lunch to school and forget the meal money for the ice cream truck that comes there's this guy named Tim Johnson and he is a Nigerian British ice cream truck driver and he gets paid by the scoop and we're not talking about scoops of rice we were talking about scoops of flutes we're talking scoops and scoops of flutes and flutes and ice cream afterwards and cycling on cereal sit sit sit sit so it sits what are you sitting about suit without you sinking about what are you sinking about no what are you sinking about even as a tech knowledge he knows that the sink in the inns it is a type of a zit thought we OK let's try to poke in the Russian and see how it picks up it look is not even reading English because a Russian accent will not even know how to work hoops buddy you don't even look you in the know with the popsicle does in the bedroom according to geometrics and calculations of conundrums cranberries do in fact like to be breast-fed. Also Albert Einstein told me that aliens do exist in these aliens are lefty and like to spill bubblegum all over the raisins and little kids lesson. Name was Bill bubblegum and he like to throw lefties out of right field he was also a second string Cub Scout in like to hunt for row bots road for hugs no robots row by row for hugs what it snow robots he like to hunt for robots reboot reboot reboot trickery boot trickery Ruth said the two room that's weird we're on Ruth hey is there any go sojourn go surgeon said is there any ghosts out here the ghost has to be pre-med and going to a really nice cool preferably in Santa Clara where my aunt Jessie lives with her Perrett McKenzie and her shoebox of diamond Jean and her right right right McKenzie if you have a parrot name Carew manually throw baseballs at watermelons from the vast distance county earthworms you see in the sky in the vibe that number by four and that's not your birthday or that is your birthday no it's not your birthday that's that's that's the point of it that's that's the comity in the the genius of kinesthetics or yellow dye number two yellow dye number two how old to how old filling the bakeries goods with yellow dye number to throwing thoughts at the earlobes of goats at 4 AM and milking their utters via telekinesis no I said, my grandma had a Swedish cow that gave out wine not milk it right rear went to the radio shack next door and left the mittens in the oven kaboom and what a good nobody come home kaboom kaboom kaboom kaboom boom and Oxsee clean does it again, obesity obesity knows where to go though i'll be in the city knows where to go when it's sting your points home stingers are chemically attracted to bunny tails and we don't know about that yet one time I inhaled a red smoke and it burnt out the bulbs in my eyeballs and then a couple and scroll down and then they had a picnic on the surface of my cheek that's one small cheek for and one giant cheek for another one small step one small cheek for aunt kind one giant cheek from aunt aunt Anti-DiVito divi-divi no DiVito DiVito DiVito DiVito divi-divi do it if you do it if you don't if you don't if you don't have you to divide the tomato pronto pronto b***h f**k you but actually actually good I'm actually I'm actually really glad that you can f*****g cuss on this thing you know b***h but you can't say parrot got it

Author's Note

(?) conversations with Siri and gaston

Reviews

[Gaston Villanueva]

That's one small cheek for ant, one giant cheek for antkind
We need to do this again haha